INTJRAY

Takes one to know one 🤓

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INTJ Things

This was my Halloween costume … I walked around town warning people about the plague with three other plague doctors (made the costume myself without the pattern) 

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This really became relevant later.... 

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ISTJ: Hows it goin my dude my guy

INTJ: *lifts their head after a night of apathetic rolling about in a bed thats too soft for the sins they've committed* great, how about you?

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Person: actually your grammar is wrong because-

INTJ: *deep sigh as they run a hand over their darkly circled eyes* my buddy, my guy, i am too tired to give one shit about a comma on tumblr.

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INTJ: I just drove a total of 34 hours in the last week to make sure the people i love are safe and that im taking care of them properly.

INTP: See? You are a good person, you do your best-

INTJ: Then why does my family still think im a fucking sociopathic robot?

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INTJ: do you ever get rid of numerous toxic people and despite your infinite knowledge of the type of person they are, you see others welcome the same type of person into their lives and when you warn them they actually label you as the one who is crazy?

INTP: I dont really have that issue-

INTJ: *collapses on the floor* pLeAsE rElAtE

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INTJ: I am a cold callous person who cares little about you or your feelings in order to further my logical lifestyle.

Also INTJ: *Stays up late to write a chapter for the one person who read their novel and writes a thank you letter with tears in their eyes*

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INTJ: I think the reason why only INTJ and INTP types are really spoken about is that they are the ones with the most time on their hands to analyze themselves, whereas others are more likely to be doing other things then nerd astrology.

INTP: I mean it makes a lot of sense, no one is ever less complicated than someone else, that is my theory.

INTJ: It seems complicated now, but when in comparison to the masses, it isn't. Everyone is generally the same.

INTP: That is very true.

ENTP and ESTJ: Hi, I think it's just-

INTJ and INTP: Shut up, socializer

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INTJ: Oh, there is my friend!

INTP: I thought you barely talked to them?

INTJ: I think I will eventually ... speak to them more, so in a way, they are potential friends. They really are amazing.

INTP: But they are nothing like you, how could you hope to talk to them about anything they can relate to-

INTJ: *grabs INTP by the shoulders* I wAnT tO bE lIkE tHeM

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INTJ: I want a drug that has no negative consequences so I can take it every second of the day and ignore the horrifying things the people I trust do to me

ISTJ: I feel you, man

INTJ: *twitches* Do not ... feel me

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My recent adventure when messaging the wrong person. 

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How other types view INTP's and INTJ's

INTJ: Darkness, am I right?

INTP: Lol yeah, bro

INTJ: Definitely

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INTJ: I am not going to say you are stupid because my mother taught me not to, but I am not going to say you are intelligent because my dad is a lawyer who taught me to bring up valid points that the jury will consider in your defense, in which case, this would only be used against you.

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INTJ Things

This was my Halloween costume . . . I walked around town warning people about the plague with three other plague doctors (made the costume myself without the pattern) 

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INTJ: I remember writing in my journal when I was around twelve; said something about not needing love, it wasn't made for me

INTP: Whoa there buddy, thats a little EdGy!

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Me looking checking my posts and realizing how stupid they are:

Me realizing I have followers because of this shit:

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INTJ: Finally got a lock on my door so no one will go into my fucking room

INTP: Can I go in your fucking room?

INTJ: Only if you make sure the room lives up to its name eheh

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INTP: So why are you listening to remixes of spooky scary skeletons and sexy back with intense base instead of your usual 80's aesthetic?

INTJ: *Puts shoes on table as they adjust their aviators* I'm sexy and spooky, obviously