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[huffylemon]

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[africanaquarian]

this how white men look after they tell a joke & think they ate

[africanaquarian]

[spicyblogger2]

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

[spicyblogger2]

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

[spicyblogger2]

OK my dad also got it

[spicyblogger2]

DYLAN!

[spicyblogger2]

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

[spicyblogger2]

My fucking manager got it

[eternalcyclicality]

[skarchomp]

*watching the scene where aragorn kicks the orc helmet* i heard that behind the scenes this went perfectly as planned and everything about it was normal

[quietsingingonadarkbus]

[katharynmarie]

Shout out to my friend for including me in the next group order so I can print some aggressively self indulgent pieces >:3c

[katharynmarie]

I’m impatient so posting now, our little baby Tavs to go alongside our companions. From left to right, Tiriana (Selune Drow Paladin), Tia (Dragonborn Druid & Florist) and meee, Artifice (Zariel Tiefling Bard).

And yes, Tiriana’s maker and I share one brain cell and that’d how we ended up with the same hair & face scar 🤣

This is probably the best iteration of a Dragonborn I’ve done so far (should’ve known it’d be a chibi that would be the best for me).

[feminempreg]

Thank you to u/elpinko on r/baldursgate3

[likeniobe]

it’s really important that everyone read mallory ortberg’s sir gawain and the green knight parody

[wearethekat]

agree 100%. so important that I am going to paste the rest of it here. (one note– the author goes by Daniel Lavery nowadays. he’s a treasure)

GAWAIN: your clothes – your hair – your face – they’re all green

GREEN KNIGHT: that’s not all of me that’s green

GAWAIN: what is that supposed to mean

GREEN KNIGHT: let’s play a game you hit me today and i’ll hit you a year from now

GAWAIN: it’s Christmas

GREEN KNIGHT: fine hit me today and i’ll hit you a year and a day from now happy?

GAWAIN: I don’t understand the rules of this game or the prize what is the end goal here

GREEN KNIGHT: are you going to try to cut my head off or what

[GAWAIN cuts the GREEN KNIGHT’s head off]

GREEN KNIGHT: great hit see you in a year

[The GREEN KNIGHT picks his head up and rides away]

GAWAIN: oh my God

KING ARTHUR: honestly my advice to you is not even worry about this

GUINEVERE: yeah do not take this seriously

GAWAIN: why would I do that that’s a terrible idea this man can’t die and I have to let him strike me in a year

KING ARTHUR: look i just said that was my advice

GREEN KNIGHT: welcome to my castle, we’ve definitely never cut off each other’s heads before, my name is Bertilak and I am a regular human color, how are you

GAWAIN: Hello thank you for your hospitality, but I cannot stay long I have an appointment with a man at the Green Chapel in a few days

GREEN KNIGHT: that is JUST down the road from here, probably you should just stay here until it’s time for that, stay here with me and my wife

GAWAIN: very well I accept

GREEN KNIGHT: oh but shoot I have to go on a hunt, like right now so why don’t we just agree to play a game for as long as you’re staying here where I bring you whatever I find during the day and you bring me whatever you find during the day

GAWAIN: what an odd suggestion why don’t I just come hunting with you instead?

GREEN KNIGHT: NO YOU STAY HERE IN THE CASTLE AND YOU GIVE ME WHATEVER YOU FIND HERE

GAWAIN: but you already own everything in the castle, it’s your c –

GREEN KNIGHT: I WILL SEE YOU ON THE MORROW

LADY BERTILAK: whatcha kissin’

GAWAIN: what? nothing

LADY BERTILAK: let’s make out

GAWAIN: I don’t feel like we should do that

LADY BERTILAK: if you don’t kiss me at least once it would really hurt my feelings

GAWAIN: well if it would hurt your feelings

LADY BERTILAK: great now you can make out with my husband tonight

GREEN KNIGHT: GAWAIN I have brought you a deer from today’s hunt what do you have for me

GAWAIN: I uh I guess I have some kissing for you to have

GREEN KNIGHT: sounds great [they kiss] ok see you tomorrow

GAWAIN: oh I really don’t want to play this game again, this is making me sort of unco –

GREEN KNIGHT: see you tomorrow

LADY BERTILAK: let’s have sex

GAWAIN: Okay, no for two reasons one is that you are my host’s wife and also it goes against every vow of knighthood ever and the second half of the second reason is that then I would have to also have sex with your husband according to your weird castle sex game

LADY BERTILAK: mm that sounds like a Gawain problem not a Lady Bertilak problem

GAWAIN: I’m not having sex with you

LADY BERTILAK: fine here’s my underwear though, you have to take it otherwise it would be rude

GAWAIN: well I don’t want to be rude excuse me, I have to go kiss your husband again

GREEN KNIGHT: Well, Gawain it’s been a great time here at Castle Makeout but you’d better go fight that Green Knight you keep talking about

GAWAIN: I will probably perish when it is his turn to deliver the blow Farewell, friend

GREEN KNIGHT: Gawain Gawain it was me the whole time

GAWAIN: what

GREEN KNIGHT: I’m the same guy and I’m not gonna kill you I’m just gonna fuck up your neck a little because you kept my wife’s underwear and didn’t tell me but you’re all right, guy you’re all right

GAWAIN: what the hell what the hell was the point of any of this why the hell did you set all this up for

GREEN KNIGHT: :)

GAWAIN: what the HELL

KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE: henceforth we shall all wear green sashes to celebrate the valuable lesson we have learned this day

GAWAIN: WHAT LESSON WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE: :)

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[katharynmarie]

I got Flower City Comic Con in Rochester Sept 16 & 17th so I don’t have much time but I made Astarion and Karlach & should have them on pins for that con (I hope to have the rest by a future con)!!! #BaldursGate3

[blemgoid]

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

[shenzi-hemlock]

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

[nickeldoodler]

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[boyswanna-be-her]

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

[youremybrandnewday]

Hector

[boyswanna-be-her]

Hector

[deerthing]

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

[mortalityplays]

HUGE W

[kosmogrl]

[katharynmarie]

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