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DA4 is gonna be all about Tevinter. Right? And I’m not saying Jeff Goldblum should voice the Black Divine but I’m not NOT saying that.

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Black Divine Goldblum, atop his throne: So, if I’m hearing you correctly, uh…uh, this guy, right, this guy is a wolf? A *dread* wolf?! Well, that’s…that’s just fantastic. I love the name.

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My cousin, all dressed up and about to go to some club: “hey can I borrow that that pink lipstick you were wearing the other day?”

Me, sitting cross-legged on a stool, trying to inhale the smoke of burning bay leaves in front of me because I want to see if you can get high on that shit since it’s rumoured that the priestess of Delphi used to do that, but no one is sure if it really worked, you know: “it’s on my desk”

My cousin: “okay… have… fun…”

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I just realized I was subconsciously trying to recreate this painting

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Apollo speak to me

chamiryokuroi

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

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All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough :P

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Ready for the judges!!

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So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer :D

aeternalslime-deactivated202110

this? innocent sadism. i aspire to be like this

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greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

meilintheempressofdreams

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

voguedolce

Armani 2015

hakuteeth

frogmp3

“Hozier liked”

azeher

Part two of a vent comic i started like two seasons ago. Part two cuz this one was shorter x’D

Part zero | Part one | Part two | Part three | Part four

ikimaru

serious comics

star-kovs

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

writernotwaiting

This is a thing of beauty.

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A swan, as you have never seen photographed before by Gerald Robinson

myoom

This alliance is lovely

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aspirationalbrand

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

rebonkas

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

bonnieventure

one time a stranger on neopets years ago told me “school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s ok to just be good at one thing. even if it’s not something you get a grade for. they don’t grade you for being a good person” and tbh i still think about it little did i know all i needed this whole time was in glowing purple text and that icon of the goth fairy