Goddammit somebody ask me why this is my name

Any pronouns im really into bruno and boots(books and movies) so if you like them too, we should talk!

[clydethevehicle]

Just finished stone ocean.

What.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[clydethevehicle]

So, i was hurtin real bad earlier, and there wasnt anyone in the house. I screamed as loud as i could. Figured i could put it out hear in case anyones looking for a sound effect. Warning, its VERY loud.

[thepeacefulgarden]

[clydethevehicle]

all of the above, baby

I hold infinite love now!

[clydethevehicle]

Man, Lyrica/Pregabolin withdrawls are a bitch on there own, and then i somehow got the flu on top of that?! What the hell, god?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i will never forgive u people for forcing me to learn what a leboba is

[clydethevehicle]

French bubble tea?

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

[clydethevehicle]

If my knees ever bend narrower than a roght angle, my legs will give out when i try to get up unless i get someone to hoist me off the ground

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

[chikkou]

finally, it has appeared on my dash

[dunkinmycloud]

finally, when we least expected it.

[kimpossibooty]

Wasn’t expecting this

[thesanityclause]

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[wisegirl42]

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

[theleopardstalker]

i couldn’t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.

and-

and nobody-

and nobody expects-

[1kit]

*jumps into frame* “NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”

[that-daughter-of-hephaestus]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @heritageposts

[clydethevehicle]

NOBODY EXPECTS-

*dragged offstage by cane*

[clydethevehicle]

REELECT PRESIDENT PIGASUS J PIG

PIGASUS THE IMMORTAL SHALL TOPPLE THE DICTATORSHIP

[clydethevehicle]

Jjba advixe: dont beat a dead horse, cause Jack the Ripper might be inside

[clydethevehicle]

Idea for fantasy

Singing Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built For Two) allows the singer to bring conciousness to machines

[clydethevehicle]

Idea for fantasy

Singing Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built For Two) allows the singer to bring conciousness to machines

[clydethevehicle]

The ketamine isnt workingn

My back still hhurtss

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*chanting* THE NEFARIOUS PLATYPUS THE NEFARIOUS PLATYPUS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*whispers ever so softly* the nefarioussssss platypusssssss

[jaffabelle]

perry the nefarious platypus

[clydethevehicle]

The neperryous platypus

[writingaboutboringlife]

Veins too weak to support themselves. A body trying to compensate, bruises on thin skin and exhaustion is a norm. Pain enveloping the body like a warm fuzzy blanket, but the blanket is too warm and prickly to be comfortable.  More bruises, bigger bruises. On thin skin where you can map out where the veins go way too easily. Exhausted eyes of just living for a day. Feeling like a zombie. My body is slowly decaying while I am still living in it. 

[clydethevehicle]

At least that makes you seem badass fpr living througb it. Live thats impressive and fucking metal

[clydethevehicle]

Call Luffy Ohio the way he fall for a human sized mousetrap

[racingbarakarts]

[akiraita]

[randomslasher]

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online. 

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

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