have fun I guess

idk man I really don't.

[dogpuppy]

[ruffboi-mags]

This is the Penny Snake. Reblog and you'll find a US penny! Which is pretty useless on the whole but they're not making them anymore so they're vintage now!

[aidashakur]

[your-first-priority]

Hopeful 😃

[oonajaeadira]

Even more hopeful. 🦀

[grogusmum]

Hahahaha

[coca-bun]

You ever think about how weird Tumblr is in the sense that.

We have a website where a dude can say "I peed myself while in line at the bank" along with a picture of him that reads like fetish content featuring himself with pee soaked pants. And this guy doesn't get accused of having a piss fetish.

Then another dude can say "I got a killer deal at the grocery store today" along with a simple picture of his shopping cart filled with milk jugs and everyone will accuse this man of having a lactation kink.

[notcaptainjack]

[coca-bun]

I kept being like "where's that rat bastard Cortez?" Then it got to the end and I'm like "yeeeeee fuck him so hard!"

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[eybefioro]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

These creatures are sitting very politely

[nevercure]

Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.

He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.

[nevercure]

God I hope this is true because that alone can get this entire case thrown out. I hope the judge laughs the entire prosecution out of the court.

Judge: let me get this straight. You didn't DNA test him because New York sidewalk is too contaminated, didn't fingerprint him because you don't have usable fingerprints at the scene, you have no way of knowing he's even the right guy, no one can identify that it's him in the footage, even fbi facial recognition software can't recognize him as the cctv suspect, AND you interrogated him under duress, and that's the ONLY thing you have on him? The thing that's defacto null and void because none of you can follow even basic procedure?

[luminouspica]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Get that innocent man out of prison.

[loservillepopulationten]

Me and the demons in my head

finally watched zootopia or wtv

[coca-bun]

OP did you mean Zoolander?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dectech]

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Literally the first post I saw after I logged onto tumblr after a few hours of inactivity.

[yer-a-legend]

Halfway through my dash

[gandalf-the-bean]

also top of my dash

[mysteriaqueen]

this was a bit of a ways down, actually

[starboys-randomness]

Top of my dash lmfao

[monochromedevdle]

☕️

[vivalaplutothedachshund]

Top of my dash (but desperately needed), thank u Uncle Iroh <3

[coca-bun]

Top of my dash

[knitmeapony]

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[beatcroc]

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

[eldermindless]

[lightning-and-lavender-fire]

OH MY GOD

THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT

FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO

[apatheticlexicographer]

big if true

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[sonichedgeblog]

The Marxio Bros from ‘Sonic The Comic’ #39, Nov '94.

[coca-bun]

Never thought I'd see the Marx brothers and Mario mashed together hmm

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[mitchipedia]

Ralph Foody on the set of “Angels With Filthy Souls,” the fictional gangster movie seen in Home Alone. circa 1990.

[camcron]

Im obsessed with this piece where The Washington Post tries to interview dril with a straight face

[taldoren]

hey this article is really fucking good