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I reblog stuff and draw sometimes

[thememedaddy]

[girlnephew]

[catchymemes]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[7777777awawawa7777777]

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

[naniiebimworks]

oh. this is a much better standard to live by.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[mitchipedia]

[vaspider]

You know what, though? This is actually not bad advice, as silly as the typo on the sign is.

If you drive in the snow as if you have an unsecured giant sheet cake on the back seat because you're on the way to the birthday party of your favorite friend, you'll actually probably do okay! Be cautious, keep a steady speed, leave lots of space around your car. Don't speed up too quickly or brake too sharply. Take turns at a steady, smooth speed. Keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road.

Genuinely, this is similar to how I taught friends from places where it doesn't snow how to act in a car when it's icy or snowing, so let's go with it:

Drive with cake.

[nudityandnerdery]

It's like the classic advice says:

[raceofhearts]

My dad used to mutter a frustrated "are you carrying eggs?" when stuck behind a slow driver, then one day after he said it we passed the car and it was absolutely FILLED with egg trays. Up to the roof. Not secured in the slightest.

We were laughing so hard he managed to overtake us back.

[thememedaddy]

[daily-spooky]

[bubobubosibericus]

yet another reason to get firefox

[treazul]

Oh this just got better.

[catchymemes]

[tiktaalic]

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

[afeelgoodblog]

[blizzardofjj]

A masseuse

[paperboatprince]

[duckdotcom]

my body trying desparately to inform me I'm iron deficient: YOU FEEL BAD EAT MORE LEAVES

my brain: have we tried love. have we tried falling in love