fun zone carpet is my passion

wits "squid gender" xX_c0nc3rn1ng_th3_url_Xx

[sparklecats2009]

[apjvff]

some healthy eating tips i learned throughout the years:

hot tea: “sooth” the stomach

salad: “absorb” the oil from your intetine

tomato: “sour” so good for your health

coca cola: “release” MSG from your body

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

[gouged-doll]

[starsapphire]

BAD robin comic: bruce... jason... the other ones... i love you... and that's why it's so hard for me to say... i'm giving up robin again. for queer love

GOOD robin comic: i missed my date because i was kidnapped by a basketball-themed villain called the dribbler who turned out to be my jock classmate that got brainwashed by a yakuza basketball cult

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[cosmovain]

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

[cosmovain]

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

[smsomah]

Sharqiya, Oman, 1978. Gigi Crocker Jones

[parkchanwoohoo]

[grimark]

he likes having his autonomy violated and his boundaries overruled it's literally good for him. he likes being given a meaningful task within pre-defined constraints that he absolutely must do Or Else. and he likes being packed up and kept in a box. send post.

[guttingknife]

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[snoopylovessoup]

[cockringhoratio]

to the gay ass faggot employed by the sf mta for the express purpose of telling other gay ass faggots they cant bring their gay ass sippy cups of vietnamese iced coffee on to the heterosexual institution of the cable car: how does it feel to be a class traitor

[turnupthestrobe]

[devonia]

baseball is a sport with a long and storied history. to really get a grasp on that history, let's start at the beginning

approximately 540 million years ago, complex animal life rapidly diversified in an event called the Cambrian explosion. among this early animal life was a small worm-like animal called pikaia, a distant relative of famous baseball players like shohei ohtani, tarik skubal, and vladimir guerrero jr

[stonenumberone]

daddy's blunt little instrument.