he came for his entire life holy shit
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@cocoabutterandshame
he came for his entire life holy shit
this chef on cutthroat kitchen introduced herself by saying “im jersey born, jersey bred, and one day ill be jersey dead” and wow what a powerful lady, going right for death in the first sentence #relatable #respect
Thank You Notes with President Obama
I love this man
Christine Teigen is a gift to this world
cinematic masterpiece
Watch: Naturally, Lexi has big dreams for herself.
This is a sandbox drag and I LOVE IT
“Ok, so here we go” LMAO
But I’m living for her side pony.
So you played Phoenix in X-Men, and you pretty much have limitless power. If you had that power, what would you do with the world today?
I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.
I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate
No one pulled the damn thing in
In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ
Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill
Jack and Jill was a documentary you fucking idiot
Listen here cum-slut
HERE IT IS FUCK
Well shit
So for the 25th anniversary of “Hook,” they got all is Lost Boys back together after 25 years! Rufio, Thudbutt, Pockets and the whole crew! Bangarang!!!
These insults give me life
mangled apricot hellbeast
This is epically epic!
Tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon
Glorious, simply glorious.
I mean, this is amazing