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Meow
Meow http://wp.me/s3CH62-meow
Monday I was supposed to fly the kids to New Orleans and meet my in-laws, hand over the little monsters and then get back on a plane to go home. There were like 80 open seats on the flight to New Orleans and over 90 on my flight back home to Dallas. That just doesn’t happen! I was all happy, thinking that I was going to have an easy trip. HA! As if….
that boy and his damn faces… why can’t he just…
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damn dog
OMG Y’all…. I opened the refrigerator a few minutes ago and the damn light started flickering on and off again. It’s done that a few times over the past few days. It was starting to both piss me off and freak me out at the same time….
until I looked down and saw Fucking NORMAN licking the sensor that tells the light that the door is closed.
How can something so cute be so evil?
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The Breakfast Club (2)
The Breakfast Club (2)
All of these comics you talented people keep coming up with lately gave me an idea…here is a different twist on my original Breakfast Club. I can’t draw for shit so this will have to do. LOL
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What in the hot, holy, fucking hell?
What in the hot, holy, fucking hell?
First, a little test. What, in the following list, does not belong? (hint: I got smart and had my tubes tied a freaking decade ago.)
 You’ve probably picked up on the fact that we communicate in sarcasm, pretty much exclusively. He asked me yesterday if I could go one day without answering their stupid ass questions with a sarcastic comment. Needless to say, it was a very quiet day around here.
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PUGNADO
PUGNADO http://wp.me/s3CH62-pugnado
Couldn’t help myself… It’s all NED HICKSON’s fault. His post the other day about SHARKNADO 2 put this crap in my head! A life, I know…it’s still on my to-do list.
Enjoy : )
A freak streak of good grades hits my daughter’s report card causing heart-melting pugs to be scooped up in her arms and flooding the home with pug-infested cuteness. Her mother and father set out with her brother to adopt a…
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Shit my husband says... that's right, husband, not kids!
Shit my husband says… that’s right, husband, not kids!
I’m probably going to get in trouble for this one….but whatever, story of my life! This is a classic example of he said, she heard:
 me: so, wait. He said that she’s moving in? He’s been seeing her, not exclusively, for what, a month now…..and the fruit loop is moving her in?
him: Yup. That’s what he said.
me: You mother is going to have kittens.
him: Yeah, she’s definitely going to have…
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The Breakfast Club (1)
The Breakfast Club (1)
Mornings are interesting over here…I need to get a life. I know, whatever. Ever wonder what goes on between your animals? I do, all the time. My favorite way to entertain myself is to make up little conversations between them just by watching their interactions. Life, I know. It’s on my to-do list….
First official meeting of The Breakfast Club:
“Morning boys, how they hang’n?” cookie says as she…
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shit my kids say
shit my kids say
Reason 87 why I want to feed my kids to the bears at the zoo on, pretty much, any given day.
I get home from taking my daughter’s Pug on a walk this morning. Yeah, I took him…not her. That’s a twice a day occurrence too, by the way. Everyone else has had their breakfast and I’m totally starving. I think it’s an unwritten universal law that Mom always eats last and never gets to sit down while…
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I'm lovely...deal : P
I’m lovely…deal : P
FINE, my BLOG is lovely…you bunch of killjoys.
I think I’m occasionally, moderately offensive, opinionated, and blessed with a rather foul mouth with no internal filters whatsoever. I’ve accepted that about myself. I’m also a lot of other things – good things! – These charming traits tend to shine through in my writing, but it all seems to balance itself out.
Thankfully, some of the wonderful…
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apparently a bumper sticker is all you need...
apparently a bumper sticker is all you need…
 We were behind this asshat last week and I had to snap a photo of the insanity. NOW, Last time I checked the Bible belt didn’t stretch all the way to New York…unless it’s more of a Bible SPANX, than it is a Bible belt. Now that I think about it, SPANX is probably a more accurate description. Considering how the Bible belt seems to suck everyone within reach into it’s grip and smother them into…
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Hell on earth, or heaven, depending on your perspective
Hell on earth, or heaven, depending on your perspective
This is the worst, most evil place I’ve ever been. It is right across the street from the ferry in Port Jefferson and they have really good ice-cream. Of course, we had to stop and get something sweet after our ferry ride. I was not looking forward to this. It looks innocent enough, right? HMMMM
WRONG! I knew what was about to happen but had no way to prepare myself for it. This is what greets…
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why can't shit just be easy?
why can’t shit just be easy?
After days of torment and emotional distress, I made my decision. Sunday afternoon I decided I was going to go to New York. I dropped the dogs off Monday afternoon and then cried for about an hour. Then I resigned myself to not cry again, I pulled myself together and headed to the airport.
Instead of trying to get on a Southwest flight, my husband put me on a nonstop American Airlines flight. I…
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The city sure is pretty from up here
The city sure is pretty from up here
I managed to get a window seat on our flight home. Not only a window seat, but one on the good side so I had a nice view. I totally didn’t bully my kids out of the way and unabashedly dash down the isle to get to our seats first….Ok maybe I did, but so what! They always steal the window seat and if one of our seats was a window I…
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DUDE! WATER!!
Landing at LaGuardia Airport freaks me out! It really freaked me out the first time. Now I’m somewhat used to it, but somewhere in the back of my head I’m screaming “Water…Water….WATER, DUDE!”
Maybe I’m just a big chicken…
: )
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Had to do it… You know I had to take the photo. Nothing happened... What is so secret about a decrepit grate and an old light?!
Port Jefferson, NY Beautiful day to go play on the ferry! I liked this one of my pumpkin looking back at where he grew up, thought I'd share.
Definitely not in Texas anymore 67 degrees and sooooo nice not to be sweating to death. I decided to board the dogs for a few days...