The path not chosen...

Hey there. I'm codarra. I write sometimes. I'm into Destiel and Sterek right now. So that's most of my blog. The rest is just funny shit that I like.

[depsidase]

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[doctorjanedee]

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[cobbbvanth]

star wars, but it’s just the memes

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

[endlesslogo]

Dude just sits and counts the days😭🙏 good thing it's not hours

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[cute-catts]

Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

[purplesaline]

It's not that kitty is saying she can't make the wheel go. Kitty is saying she wants to do the wheel WITH her person. Much the same way many cats won't wat unless their person is eating at the same time.

This is a request for social togetherness and it's incredibly sweet

[disgustinggf]

hey i'm free later if you wanna go insane together or something

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[weaselle]

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

[yadelah]

This kinda required my brain a bit

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

[pinknatural]

i've read fics where dean finds out that bobby is gay and his mind is blown but it would be a million times funnier if sam found out bobby was gay (like in the later seasons after bobby was dead or something) and he's like WHAT. WHAT?!?? and dean's like yeah..... you didn't know ? 🙄 what did you think he and rufus were doing??

[aphony-cree]

he re-reads John's journal and starts seeing that all the entries about Bobby and Rufus are clearly saying that they're more than friends. Sam is like "Cas, do you think I'm oblivious to things?" and Cas is like "Yes Sam, sometimes" and Sam is like "Why are you shirtless in Dean's room? Did you need to borrow a shirt?"

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[turnipstewdios]

Y'know, I kinda feel like when you get to the point that the general reaction to hearing about a failed assassination attempt is "Ah man, missed again. Maybe next time." you might be overdue for an impeachment.

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

I need people to understand my old woman yuri vision.