Magic

My name is Christine. I love dogs, coffee, and marching band.

[kinerathemachine]

[leolaroot]

me and the boys headed to gamestop on march 20th to obtain animal crossing

[garbuge]

where are the boys

[leolaroot]

my chest.

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[weavemama]

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

[logynnrose]

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

millennials shot versace

[bingomann]

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

[funfetti-cakke]

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

[catwithbenefits]

Cain was a millennial

[kurosmind]

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

[imthehuggernaut]

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

[acciowine]

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

[wahbegan]

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

[the-lunar-lorkhan]

@cwnannwn

[eyefocusing]

look how much hes grown!!!! my son

[sparklesmccheesy]

It’s like one of those pills you put in water and it turns into a sponge dinosaur

[niggazinmoscow]

THIS RIGHT HERE

[afronerdism]

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

[pangur-and-grim]

they wanna come chill with me, but are too scared to pass Her

[fuqingyikes]

[minkymanga-art-deactivated20200]

Cardcaptor Sakura, CLAMP (1996)

[beelzebwub-deactivated20221222]

Sailor Moon and Sylveon!

lots of pink!! this took awhile hhhh

[dangerousperfectionparadise]

Sailor Mercury in ep 151

[masteraqua]

[dailysailormoon]

[stream]

[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[shitpostgenerator]

sorry i thought you wanted humans

[pdmori]

[catchymemes]

[whybecosplay]

Water bending cosplay

[cosmic-noir]

EXCUSE?!!??

[sightofsea]

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

[sightofsea]

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now