Mystery Flavor

☀️He/They trans masc☀️ This is my dead Hellenic polytheist blog. I also like cozy gaming, mythology, and art. I can’t get the mobile app to tolerate me editing this text.

[bovineblogger]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

[hdot-mokoriri]

I want to eat sweet fruits.🐌🍌🍎🍓 甘い果物が食べたいな🐌🍌🍎🍓

[straycatj]

can you show us a video of your meow? 🥺

[etct-deactivated20240208]

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[callmebliss]

I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?

[etct-deactivated20240208]

It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[tintin-official]

when yall say blorbo i think of him

[tintin-official]

you get it

[galaxywarp]

lulu misses me a lot when im gone but she’s really not big on physical affection so the way she shows her love is by following me around from room to room and staring at me.

everytime I turn around I see her literally like this

[galaxywarp]

[titsay]

a potion is brewing

[cecelovesrats]

two boys eating their morning apple snack :)

[thatsboris]

boris has brought you a pool noodle

[teomodo]

fearsome

[thatsboris]

boris accepts and appreciates the boris fanart

[canisbeta]

animal sniffing something: hm….. object. woagh

[inthemidstofbuddie]

the year is 2064 and everyone is assigned an emoji at birth to decide which social class you’re in. your ninth most recent emoji is your assignment. mine is 🚨

[radiofreederry]

[kasienkq]

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

She looks very pleased to be unflattened and unblockaged

[marisatomay]

the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[andhumanslovedstories]

We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.