I'm covered in bees!

[coffeethulhu]

Congrats tumblr. You win. I'm fucking done with you.

[iraffiruse]

[myed89]

I do what I want

[kasueli]

You do not control me!

[sherlockedbadwolf24601-deactiva]

Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you

[coffeethulhu]

acyanrust labyrinthinelasermoon muffystopheles

[paxamericana]

[teal-deer]

Every time rabbits are on my dash I think of itsmyfreakin

[abloodymess]

[chels]

We often talk about what’s lost in translation. But what about what’s gained?

[hansbuetow-blog]

tootel the horn trumpet melodiously at first.

[mikerugnetta]

Good morning! Tootels!

[phobias]

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

[royallyplushed]

Here are some other photos i took of my sea pancakes!

i know i have not been posting much but i will be changing that this summer! i plan to post my WIP photos and other photos of my art on here that dont make it to my DA. 

also posted on DA here http://plush-lore.deviantart.com/art/Sea-Pancakes-540966871

[plushmayhem]

YOU MADE A STACK OF SEA PANCAKES IM FLIPPING IM DEAD GOOD BYE

[littleredqueen]

Is that.

That’s butter.

That’s butter on them.

[mybunnny-blog]

Little princess

[wburartery]

Career illusionist Teller (of Penn & Teller) is cooking up a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” using freaking MAGIC!

Read the heck out of this story.

[professorfangirl]

NO SERIOUSLY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND:

“The creators say the music and monsters do that too. Musician Tom Waits and his wife Kathleen Brennan gave Teller access to their catalog of gritty songs. The island’s creatures are brought to life by Pilobolus, a dance company known for piling performers on top of each other.”

SHAKESPEARE

TELLER

PILOBOLUS

TOM MUTHAFUCKIN WAITS

aksdjfa;lkdjfa;l

[lathrine]

fish-d

[coffeethulhu]

Someone rewrite the Harry Potter series, but with everyone lacking all common sense, magic is all bad stage magic and parlor tricks, and everyone knows all about the "wizarding world" and just pretends they're oblivious to humor the wizards because it's funny. The houses are called: Gryphonderp Snek Birbyclaws Hephalump Harry's aunt and uncle are against his going because he's actually a good student and they don't want to see him fall in with the "wizards" and become a joke.

[gameraboy]

That explains the laser raptor.

Kung Fury (2015)

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

How can you post a gif set without a link to the movie? It’s on YouTube.

[le-sad-demiurge]

Is it supposed to be only thirty minutes long?

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

yes and it will be the greatest half hour of your life

[fidelity-of-kin]

coffeethulhu

[jamesniall]

HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:

“-sabe inglés?

-si

-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?

-a shoe

-salud

-gracias”

[ayellowbirds]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

[gordacrybaby-deactivated2017090]

this is my constant state

[mrllarchive]

my chill is fake

[pungent-petrichor]

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

[phoenixokazaki]

literally how I feel right now omfg.

[crazierthanablogfullofcats]

Cats Being Cats

[keepcalmimspidey-deactivated201]

i cant believe people dont like cats…

[im-rey]

Bigger. Louder. More teeth. 

[itsallrandominmyhead]

Reblog if you use Tumblr and are over the age of 30.

[lizinprogress]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Meet Frank. (photos by OhSweetFancy)