mushroom george

ryu. they/them. 29. new in town (back from a 7-yr tumblr hiatus) hello!

[victusinveritas]

"In Pieces but Still Holding It Together." By Bouke de Vries (2020).

See more of his stuff here.

[mewintheflesh2]

Babe are you okay? you reblogged “In Pieces by Still Holding It Together” By Bouke de Vries for the five hundredth time today.

[itsofaking]

just jinbe as i see him

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[findingfeather]

You know, it makes perfect sense that the guy who would amuse himself by going around Twitter as above would also have come up with the skateboarding cousin Throckmorton for a word problem.

Like it totally follows.

[lakevida]

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

[lakevida]

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

[goblussy]

I've rewound this 5 times just to watch murphs reactions

[aydaaaguefort]

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[microsporidium]

oda is so real for this 👍

[krunkidile]

found you a new hat.

[passumbapper]

[trainthief]

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

[trainthief]

Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how

[vendetta06]

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

[captain-price-officially]

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

[captain-price-officially]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Mexican artist crushes Tesla under giant stone head

A giant stone head resembling an ancient Indigenous sculpture sits on top of a crushed Tesla car."Look what I do to your lousy car with this

I LOVE YOU

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[rowark]

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

[the-haiku-bot]

Reblog to hit a

transphobe with a separate

seat for one person

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lizluvscupcakes]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[zeemczed]

[animentality]

[senshigargantuanimplants-deacti]

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

[little-bitch-detector]

BEEP

[annalyticall]

My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

[oodlyenough]

[contact-guy]

you’d think a muppet Sherlock Holmes would cast Kermit as Holmes and Miss Piggy as Watson based on body type, but no. You’d be wrong. Holmes is Miss Piggy and Watson is Kermit and you know, you KNOW I am right

[contact-guy]

can someone who can draw muppets help me out here…I can see it so clearly

[chillyfeetsteak]

i got u girl