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#Real Talk Time . This is what I do when I should be studying . Idealist . Fighter . Creative mind .

[theconcealedweapon]

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

[gnotknormal]

Oh wow. That’s…

[icarus-tanning-solutions]

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

[invaderxan]

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[bitchvirgo]

u know what's great? im not in highschool anymore

[brownnesscrew]

This is so important. 

[gowheretheskymeetsthesea]

How she switched that dialect back and forth tho 😍

[kravemychocolatekurves]

I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

I 100% DON’T GIVE A SHIT TOM

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[thestoicgod]

[officialwhitegirls]

[localstarboy]

IM DONE “Probability” 😂😂

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[babyanus]

[collegegirling]

Me: hello is anyone there

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

[milliondollargf-deactivated2024]

not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

[samcahntent]

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

[thatfineassaliengirl-deactivate]

@therunnersam on a serious note how is that said?

[samcahntent]

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

Life isn’t always candy ! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just have to keep putting things in your mouth!!!

[disabilityhealth]

This sounds like it was written by my dog

[setheverman]

i love how 2015 just went straight into 2017 haha :) yup! just straight into 2017 :) without anything else there in between! :)