So Many Shenanigans

College Round Two: I’m back at college at 25, and everyone else is a wide-eyed Bambi 18 year old...

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I forgot my phone, wallet, and Christmas present at my friend’s house after the party last night, according to my roommate I also forgot my dignity... But I’m so hungover today and I’m dying

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End of the semesterrrrrrrr!  And man, we get over 3 weeks off!!

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And I swear to God, if this fucking 16 year old idiot doesn’t stop doing burnout and shit in the intersection by my house I’m going to go slash his fucking tires

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I spent two hours, TWO FUCKING HOURS, shopping for a blue shirt yesterday because the 19 year olds decided we all needed to have the same colour shirt for our final presentation, and then today, those mother fuckers decided that blue is hard to find and now WE’RE ALL WEARING GRAY FUCKING SHIRTS.

Cuz you know, looking like an individual is “unprofessional”

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When the teacher cancels Friday’s class!!!!! Annnnnnd then reschedules it during my only break tomorrow...

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One of my friends dragged me out to a bar this weekend, telling me there’s going to be tons of people there to drink with, when I’d planned on a nice evening with Netflix...

Annnnnnd when we get there....

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A week ago the teacher gave us an incredibly difficult math assignment without really teaching us how to do it.  Today in a small meeting my classmate commented how difficult it is, to which the teacher replied, “yes I know, I did that on purpose.  The point of giving you a really hard assignment is so that you have to come see me to get help with it.  That’s why teachers give students hard assignments.”

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When the class starts getting increasingly sassy (and surprisingly witty) after the teacher accuses us of stealing something and it turns out she actually just misplaced it and refuses to apologize...

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When Netflix decides to upload the newest season of Supernatural two days before my paper worth ¼ of my final grade is due…

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So help me child if you get an extension on this paper because of Netflix I will throttle you (*angry face and finger pointing at you sternly*)

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One of the most annoying 19 year olds told me today that she’s her grandparents’ favourite grandchild because she’s “the first grandchild and the oldest.”

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When I’m doing group work in class with the 19 year olds and all they do is complain about everything they possibly can think of is “wrong” with this class while watching me do all the work

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Then a few minutes later one 18 year old is talking about a mutual friend and says, “I just don’t understand how he can drink by himself all the time,” and another jokes, “Well just ask RoundTwo″

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During a conversation about drinking and going out one of the 18 year olds asks me if I sometimes drink alone instead of going out and drinking with them...

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My friends and I were out at a bar and the 18 year olds started flooding in but we couldn’t agree on what other bar in town we could go to

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When I hear the unhealthily co-dependant couple talking in the hallway about how if he can’t get his schedule changed to be in class with her he’s just going to skip a bunch of them

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When I’m packing to head back to college... I think I’ll be needing that set of eyes...

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One of the 18 year olds asked how old my boyfriend is, I told her he’s 27.  She responds with, “oh so he’s probably ready to get married and settle down then.”

Oh God.  I’m at the age at which people in their early 20′s think people should be married by.  I don’t want to get married.  I didn’t think I was all that old.  Oh God please no.