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A strange journey to the glitter factory.
When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.”
I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?”
“Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.”
“If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?”
“No, not really.”
“Would I be able to see the glitter?”
“Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”
I asked if she would tell me off the record. She would not. I asked if she would tell me off the record after this piece was published. She would not. I told her I couldn’t die without knowing. She guided me to the automotive grade pigments.
He also did not want me to visit his glitter factory. The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is, that he would not allow me to see glitter being made, that he would not allow me to hear glitter being made, that I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made, that he would not reveal the identities of Glitterex’s clients (which include some of the largest multinational corporations in the world; eventually, one did consent to be named: thank you, Revlon, Inc.), and that, fine, I was welcome to come down to Glitterex headquarters to learn more about what I could not learn about in person.
now THIS is journalism
“Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey.” that is without a doubt the funniest sentence i have ever read
i’m proud to be from the glitter state
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Clearly I am living in the wrong state.
me every month: has my period AGAIN
me every month:
Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.
Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)
So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good
What the FUCK are you talking about
I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute
Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods
Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?
MOTOR OIL??????
thomas sanders exudes pure uwu energy like if he exploded it would be into a giant explosion of like stuffed animals and puppies
rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs
honestly wlw are so fucking hopeless lets be real here
Yes, lets imagine a world WITHOUT MUSLIMS, shall we?
Without Muslims you wouldn’t have:
Coffee
Cameras
Experimental Physics
Chess
Soap
Shampoo
Perfume/spirits
Irrigation
Crank-shaft, internal combustion engine, valves, pistons
Combination locks
Architectural innovation (pointed arch -European Gothic cathedrals adopted this technique as it made the building much stronger, rose windows, dome buildings, round towers, etc.)
Surgical instruments
Anesthesia
Windmill
Treatment of Cowpox
Fountain pen
Numbering system
Algebra/Trigonometry
Modern Cryptology
3 course meal (soup, meat/fish, fruit/nuts)
Crystal glasses
Carpets
Checks
Gardens used for beauty and meditation instead of for herbs and kitchen.
University
Optics
Music
Toothbrush
Hospitals
Bathing
Quilting
Mariner’s Compass
Soft drinks
Pendulum
Braille
Cosmetics
Plastic surgery
Calligraphy
Manufacturing of paper and cloth
It was a Muslim who realized that light ENTERS our eyes, unlike the Greeks who thought we EMITTED rays, and so invented a camera from this discovery.
It was a Muslim who first tried to FLY in 852, even though it is the Wright Brothers who have taken the credit.
It was a Muslim by the name of Jabir ibn Hayyan who was known as the founder of modern Chemistry. He transformed alchemy into chemistry. He invented: distillation, purification, oxidation, evaporation, and filtration. He also discovered sulfuric and nitric acid.
It is a Muslim, by the name of Al-Jazari who is known as the father of robotics.
It was a Muslim who was the architect for Henry V’s castle.
It was a Muslim who invented hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes, a technique still used today.
It was a Muslim who actually discovered inoculation, not Jenner and Pasteur to treat cowpox. The West just brought it over from Turkey
It was Muslims who contributed much to mathematics like Algebra and Trigonometry, which was imported over to Europe 300 years later to Fibonnaci and the rest.
It was Muslims who discovered that the Earth was round 500 years before Galileo did.
The list goes on………..
Just imagine a world without Muslims. Now I think you probably meant, JUST IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TERRORISTS. And then I would agree, the world would definitely be a better place without those pieces of filth. But to hold a whole group responsible for the actions of a few is ignorant and racist. No one would ever expect Christians or White people to be held responsible for the acts of Timothy McVeigh (Oklahoma bombing) or Anders Breivik (Norway killing), or the gun man that shot Congresswoman Giffords in head, wounded 12 and killed 6 people, and rightly so because they had nothing to do with those incidents! Just like the rest of the 1.5 billion Muslims have nothing to do with this incident!
Sources:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-islamic-inventors-changed-the-world-469452.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-29/world/muslim.inventions_1_hassani-inventions-muslim?_s=PM:WORLD
http://www.ummahedinburgh.co.uk/radio/files/Muslim-Invention-Article.pdf
I couldn’t be happier to reblog this.
this is amazing.
SLAMS DOWN REBLOG BUTTON
FOREVER GOT LOVE FOR THE MUSLIM HOMIES
instant reblog!!!!!!
thanks guys
Reblooooog 😍😘👏
FOREVER I SHALL CLICK REBLOG
u know how many low key islamophobic are on this site because this post has circulated for years and still has only 600k notes when other bs posts get like millions 👀
Oh shit get rekt
love.. love seems like a pretty alright thing. I’ll have some please
you’ve heard of Panic! at the Disco now get ready for Breakdown! in the Bathroom
MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM-
yeah pretty much
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
testament-to-my-pain >>>> traveling-around-thesun
honestly, this “you can’t hate kids” shit is like…fishy to me.
it’s the same sort of rhetoric my mother used to try to convince me to have children once i told her my plan to have a hysterectomy.
there’s like this underlying…terf…smell. i’m skeptical lmao
you have to be kind to children and mindful during your interactions with them and that fact is completely unrelated to trans exclusionary radical feminism
me @ my friends my age: HI KIDS
me @ my friends two years older than me: HI KIDS
me @ my dad’s cousins literally twice my age: HI KIDS
the fact that dukesaw is the least popular of the veronica x heather ships is a travesty and mind boggling to me because in the movie, heather duke is very visibly into veronica like i feel like there needs to be a play by play of the movie
1. how duke looks at veronica
2. she is VERY eager to bend over for ronnie, also this looks even gayer out of context
1. this bitch asks ronnie for help, not heather or heather
2. what does this look like out of context?
1. look at this lil bitch laughing at ronnie’s jokes
2. EXCITED CUZ SHE IMPRESSED RONNIE, SOMETHING THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU, IS HER MAIN GOAL THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE
1. this could apply to either mac or duke but “babe why the fuck are getting in the shower fully clothed?”
2. “what is she doing heather?” “idk, heather, she’s your gf”
happy jd x ronnie isnt working out cuz it means she can date ronnie
THIS BITCH SLID RIGHT UP TO RONNIE TO BE CLOSE TO HER OH MY GOD LIKE SHE DOESNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING AFTERWARDS SHE LITERALLY JUST WALKED UP TO HER AND PRESSED UP AGAINST HER
hi im confused how is this not gay? like look at the way duke looks at ronnie. oh my word that smile. the dimples, the crinkle in her eyes, the pure joy on her fact. she’s grinning ear to ear just looking at veronica, she thinks ronnie will be so proud of her, proud that she’s taking charge of the school. that’s pretty much all she wants
this bitch comes over to ronnie’s unannounced, just to update her on some news she couldve told her about over the phone, is very comfortable with her parents; after getting slapped, doesnt get angry, instead gets sullen, and precedes to get excited when her and ronnie’s fav radio show comes on and dives onto her bed. holy shit
1. “please be impressed with me babe please”
2. Veronica: People may love you, but I KNOW you. Duke, internally: ShE dOeSn’T lOvE mE
3. “Jealous much?” Of who, you, or JD?
4. “Why are you pulling on my dick, Veronica?”
1. “Veronica, you look like hell” aka “BABE R U OKAY WTF HAPPENED TO YOU”
2. “Heather, my love”
3. KISS
4. “WHAT”
5. “VERONICA WHAT”
6. When bae finally returns your feelings but also looks like she just got out of a burning building.
Anyways that was my comprehensive essay about Heather Duke being in love with Veronica Sawyer. We need more Dukesaw content.
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND
a low self esteem is the cause of most of them
mathura’s 200 follower celebration ✨
aaa this is kinda wild! i never expected to actually get more than, like, twenty followers so ten times that? holy shit. so i decided to do blog rates to celebrate!
rules:
-mbf me
-it’d b really lovely if u reblogged this post?
- send me a ✨+ if you wanna, send me a song rec?
format under the cut! [if this flops just pretend it never happened oops]
blacklist #mathuras200blogrates if you don’t wanna see these!
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