No randy children allowed.

oof

[sunotes]

Edward Steed

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[beemovieerotica]

[only-cat-memes]

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[kriosv]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups!

[odddogs]

(source)

bonapartenykus body plan

[shamebats]