Until the Dragon Comes

Lexy 30. It's not the end of the world, but I can see it from here. Header and Icon by Elalavella.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how about nuance island for a change . does anyone want to go to nuance island

[steampowerednarwhal]

i mean it's more complicated than a simple yes or no isn't it

[bold-baddie]

[fairycosmos]

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

[aquatransmissaest]

XXXIV, XXXVI | "I don't know that I have any more lies left in me."

[theartofangirling]

via @urcadelima

[glamrockmike]

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

[estro-boi]

[landrinha]

It will never cease to amuse me

The small "kill me" oh he's SO done

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

ACTUALLY you know what I have something to add to this:

that's Weird Al

"The Order of Our Father of Perpetual Refrain" is incredibly pleasing to say out loud. girl the alliteration

[landrinha]

Bestie I'll not lie to you, I didn't know who Weird Al was till people start tagging it in the post so I looked it up.

[baldflintfucks]

somehow silver made himself both the center of his throuple but also the odd man out of his own throuple too… like. how.

[guiltfactory-moved]

sometimes the absence is more compelling. let's lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be.

[greatviolenceonthatthang]

the reason I know silver was sexually attracted to flint is because his ass was not listening to a single thing flint said at that fire. instead of using his listening comprehension he just: blah blah blah <3 proper name <3 place name <3 backstory stuff <3 btw have I mentioned I'm different and better than your dead boyfriend

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[urcadelimabean]

your chance to win five MILLION Spanish dollars.

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[roach-works]

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

She right

[nachewrull]

This is what I’m talking about 😤

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[theodysseyofhomer]

catalogue of ships? no thanks, i'm asexual

[theodysseyofhomer]

catalogue of women? i would never buy a woman

[secretdazedragon]

dont ask