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"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else
At the end, when I felt I had surpassed [Eleanor] in every way, it seemed as though there was something she was still trying to say to me… She was trying to tell me, I just could not hear her, about what is truly important. You are the bravest person I have ever known. The truest person I have ever known. And I betrayed you and it sickens me. I am so sorry for working so hard to protect the wrong things. For failing to see that there is nothing important that does not include you.
hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel
500 MILES?!?!?!
and then 500 more. sorry.
kind of funny how much flint gets read in the fandom as (exceptionally) tyrannical, controlling, autocratic etc. when very very few if any of the other pirate captains are actually shown to respect or care for their men or have any interest in the crew (their own or others') as a democratic body
democracy is most often presented as a problem to be solved in black sails—the democratic process is something to be influenced or subverted or counteracted (e.g. gates buying votes for flint; vane having mosiah assassinated; max ordering idelle to seduce featherstone; etc.). people, in general, are presented both implicitly & explicitly as a problem for anyone trying actually to get anything done. they're stupid, they're backwards, they don't know what's in their best interests (a theme which arises in the very first episode with the walrus crew leaning in favour of singleton even though everyone except them seems to know he would be a terrible captain. see also the generalised stupidity which characterises jack's crew in S3). the maroons are presented as united and harmonious not because they are at all democratic but because they like & respect their hereditary monarchs, who care for them. madi & the maroon queen do of course genuinely care for their people—but, like, they're still a monarchy. and yes this is a fundamentally reactionary position lol
A day without swag is like...wait I have no idea
any time i copy paste a message to send to 2 different chats i feel like such a fake ass bitch but im choosing to look at it as the digital equivalent of standing in a doorway hollering so people in both rooms can hear me
everything is a reference when you're crazy
If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.
If the fic doesn’t have multiple scenes where two people almost kiss but then don’t because of a contrived interruption that they are both grateful for and angry about, until the desperate reader is forced every other paragraph to mutter, “this is fucking ridiculous, this is bullshit, I’m so fucking mad, please update sooooooooooon,” then it isn’t a slow burn. It is a romance and that is a lovely thing but. Slow burns should feel like being set on fire unto your death but the tinder is people not kissing and the spark is people who don’t admit they love each other and the whole thing is. You know. Slow.
CORRECT
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
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i wish "this literally does not matter at all" was an effective reason to stop having an emotion about something that does not, in fact, matter literally at all
You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.
Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…
…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.
Adding onto this: characters who are so deeply repressed that they don't even realize they're not fine, or at the very least not supposed to be fine. Characters who do tell you about a situation they're in that should be bad, but instantly laugh it off saying they can handle it (spoiler: they can, in fact, not handle it). Characters who laugh with you and listen to all your woes and much later you learn that they were actually going through something at least equally bad at the time, but they wave it off and don't want to speak of it. Characters whose main coping mechanism seems to be "don't think about it" on endless loop.
Basically, the fictional embodiment of the "this is fine" dog.
genuinely how it feels all the time
Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?
YOU have obtained:
🔥 ×1
I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.
Perfectly executed joke, no notes
Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.
Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
