Face Down, Tools Out

hey sexy mama wanna kill all humans?

[magicratfingers]

some of u will love this

[flareonfloof]

i should call her

[fetus-cakes]

@comefuckmyrobot

[miata-detector]

[prokopetz]

Given that a lot of folks in kink spaces are bent for the forbidden precisely because it is forbidden, I sometimes wonder how many people there are out there who unironically get horny for workplace and laboratory safety violations. Like, I know for a fact that number isn't zero, but how far above zero is it?

[prokopetz]

Show me the person who gets hard when they knowingly commit copyright infringement. Logically this person must exist. Let me see them.

[duncehat]

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[gandalf-the-bean]

wait what else would it stand for

[phosphoenolpyruvat]

Computer numerical control - Wikipedia

[towerologia-sideblog]

[clickbaitrobot]

Who Made This?! LOL!!!

[nimbuslightest]

if tumblr ever officially lifts the nsfw ban i'm gonna start commenting "we have got to get objectum porn back on this website" on posts about conventional sex

[ralfmaximus]

Full video on my OnlyFans

[funnier-when-objectum]

from r/doohickeycorporation's rules

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[anarchopuppy]

suck'em fuck'em robots. is that anything

[lantruong]

Watercolor painting done on a plotter.

[retrocgads]

Quickjoy joysticks (Turbo / Junior Stick / Junior / Top Star / Superboard / Jetfighter / Pilot / Supercharger / Megaboard / M5)

Quickjoy (Spectravideo) UK 1990

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when she touch my thing in a sexual capacity

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

I don't get it. What's the problem with letting deer in your yard? What's the stigma

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

Stigma nose in your bird feeder lmao

[mentalhellonline]