[lovely-v]

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

[strangerstarsandlands]

yeah it’s a good song dude but it’s not Deliver Us from The Prince of Egypt 

[capt-cdanvers]

😂 how is this free????

[16927]

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet.

[zodiacting]

are you a rice or pasta person? a graphic tee or flannel person? art or writing person? ocean or meadow person? posters on your wall or tapestries person? tag your sign too !

[dankmemeuniversity]

[athlethick]

[not-a-space-alien]

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

[crowsent]

op missed an opportunity by using periods instead of commas

[winterburning-zip]

When you finish reading a really long fic and don’t know what to do with yourself

[ao3commentoftheday]

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[loneozner]

what is like…. the Point

[butterflypeaflowertea]

making carrie fisher proud

[ahsoaka]

someone finally figured out the meaning of life

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

[drawloverlala]

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[supernaturaldaily]

[outofcontextspider-man]

This is what true friendship is like.

[dekusbrokenarms]

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

[likamartini]

[gingerblivet]

@martivist how dare you leave these gems in the tags!

[gallusrostromegalus]

Alright but consider: deer have a frankly terrifying way of surviving any injury that does not immediately kill them. I’ve seen pictures of deer walking around on their exposed tibia after losing thier hind feet in a snare. I’ve seen a doe with several of her ribs on the outside of her skin, healed around the exposed bone, with two fawns in tow. Deer also survive extreme cold and heat, yearly starvation, and kick dangerously enough make even north america’s largest carnivores approach with caution.

Also consider: pigeons have some borderline supernatural abilities- they can sense electromagnetic fields, are some of the fastest and most nimble fliers of the birds, and also survive absurd injuries like missing feet, half beaks and broken wings. They live in cities, the most inhospitable ecosystems on earth.

What I’m saying is that this creature has the intellect of a side of applesauce, but it’s also got the fortitude to survive that negative IQ. Truly, God’s Most Perfect Idiot.

[dognoselover]

im calling myself out on this one