tradition is the corpse of wisdom

names 🪴rowan | 🧸winnie | ☕️ latte pronouns they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ interests critical role; dimension 20; writing; etc.

[makesomenoise]

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[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[whitechocolatespaceegg]

Happy Pride

[lesbianbloodritual]

so how do i tell you this

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[thebirdroads]

My favorite Hamilton Rap Genius annotation is on the Schuyler Sisters on the line “in the greatest city in the world” where it’s like “New York wasn’t even the greatest city in the colonies at this point”

[itwontdeletemyaccount-deactivat]

my favorite one is on It’s Quiet Uptown when Alexander says “i know there’s no replacing what we lost” and the annotation says “actually, the hamiltons had another son and named him Philip”

[imaginingfromtheblock]

#mine’s a tie between #LYRIC: that’s true!/ANNOTATION: it is not true john adams made it up #and #LYRIC: if alexander can get married there’s hope for our ass after all/ANNOTATION: everyone else has been married for years at this point

[idrils]

my favorite is LYRIC: ‘the people are asking to hear my voice’ // ANNOTATION: no they weren’t

[the-alice-of-hearts]

my favorite is in satisfied LYRIC: “my father has no sons” ANNOTATION: he had 15 children at least 5 were sons and 3 of them lived into adult hood

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[thebreakfastgenie]

Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger

[joelletwo]

[ID: partially filled crossword with 5 Down highlighted and filled in as "macarons," for hint "French desserts that look like tiny colorful hamburgers"]

[six-improbable-things]

the entire cooldown had me in fucking stitches, but I happened to pause on this exact frame while already nearly in tears from laughing and it fucking broke me.

[momochanners]

One Table to Rule Them All…

I did not expect The Schemers to be my favourite among the three 😮

[prizefiter]

luis getting giddy at king gus gay confirmation during the cooldown is so adorable ksdjhfksjdfh me too luis i wanna see you play azune again and this time flirt with the king of timmony

[fant-asm4]

king augustus valian: bastard son of a noble, raised by commoners, ascended to the throne as the leader of a revolution, knows what it is to struggle, knows what it is to be valiant and good and brave, lost his lover in the revolution he led, feels the weight of responsibility and resents the crown that weighs that responsibility so heavily on his head

lieutenant azune nayar: son of starving peasants, sent into the arms of mercenaries as a boy because being a child soldier was a better fate, abandoned at a crossroads because he was not strong enough, found and adopted by a revolution that would go on to fail, knows what it is to be alone and frightened, knows what it is to be loyal and noble and cunning, needs to be given a task, commands a secret rebellion army, feels the burden of responsibility and craves the approval of those he feels responsible to

i’m just saying…

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)