LiminalLuminaryRose

Fanficionado. 35. Pansexual. Leftist. Idk I’m not interesting. Listen to my podcast! https://comicdissectionpodcast.carrd.co

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With his thoughts in turmoil, Xie Qingcheng picked up the box of cigarettes from the table and gave He Yu a meaningful look.

It was a look that Xie Qingcheng had never given He Yu before.

In the past, he always seemed to He Yu as if he was looking down on him. Even when He Yu grew taller than him, the aura emanating from his peach-blossom eyes was still one of someone looking at a youth from whom he demanded absolute obedience.

But now, Xie Qingcheng was looking at him straight on.

"I trust you," he said.

He Yu’s heart shuddered.

-Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

😏😌

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"Don't you care?!" Zhang Yong cried. "You have to come up with something! You're the one who benefited the most from this. You...”

The other man cut him off with a laugh. "Director Zhang, most things in this world aren't fair. You're an adult; shouldn't you understand that?"

-Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

When the villain is right. 😫

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"Chen Man."

The moment Xie Qingcheng heard the name, he went over and took the phone from He Yu. Then he turned around and went back inside the apartment to take the call.

He Yu watched him in silence, rooted in place.

Xie Qingcheng was an indifferent person, not inclined to express interest or concern toward other people. Other than Xie Xue, there was pretty much no one who could get his undivided attention. But this Chen Man seemed to be an exception.

Inexplicably, He Yu began to feel even more unwell.

-Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

Aghhh JEALOUSY. 😌

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Dumb straight guys were really fucking dumb. -Case File Compendium (Bing A Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

Next embroidery piece courtesy of mother Meatbun.

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He Yu had a family chat group, but no one ever really talked in there. He had good reason to suspect that his parents and younger brother had their own chat group with only the three of them. -Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

I already wasn’t carrying much water for his family but this makes me mad.

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"I'm gonna make a late-night snack." He still felt rather agitated and figured it would be difficult to fall asleep tonight, so they might as well eat something as they stayed up to see what happened. He asked He Yu, "Do you want anything?"

"Caviar and sea urchin sashimi."

"Fuck off"

"Anything's fine."

With that, Xie Qingcheng went to the kitchen.

-Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

These two make me laugh.

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He Yu looked at the living room, where there was barely any space for him to stand. He had been to Xie Xue's place before, but shed always tidied up before inviting him over. He never could have imagined that the room might have looked like this before it had been cleaned up —it was practically comparable to a recycling center. For a moment, he actually found this revelation even more shocking than the photo of Wang Jiankang's murder scene; it was too hard to reconcile this squalid room with Xie Xue's usual fresh, clean appearance.

He leaned against the doorway for a long while with his hands folded behind his back before cautiously venturing a question. “Is she usually like this?"

"She's always been like this." Xie Qingcheng was well used to acting like her dad. With a unfazed expression, he picked up a teddy bear that Xie Xue had tossed onto the ground, patted it clean, and placed it back on top of the cabinet.

-Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

When you fall in love with the idea of a person without really knowing them. 🤣

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"How much do you love me? What would you give up for me?" Xie Qingcheng fired off one indifferent word after another with a stony, oppressive aura. He didn't seem to be speaking words of love at all-rather, he was the spitting image of a household patriarch conducting an interrogation from the imperial preceptor's chair.

It wouldn't have seemed out of place if he'd finished his speech with "If you don't explain yourself, I'll break your legs."

-Case File Compendium (Bing A Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

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"Doing this scene with me—doesn't it make you want to throw up?" Xie Qingcheng asked, ashen faced.

Unexpectedly, this asshole smiled gently. Then, his expression immediately darkened. "Ge, even if I throw up, it be into your mouth. I won't waste a single drop of my vomit."

“..Fuck you!"

He Yu turned the other cheek to Xie Qingcheng's vitriol, his smile never slipping from his face.

- Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben),

*Me in the background screaming now kiss.💋*

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Xie Qingcheng said coldly, "You want me to rehearse with you?"

"Is that not okay?"

"You're out of your mind." Xie Qingcheng made to leave.

"You asked for it." He Yu pinned him in place and stared at him intensely, as if he wanted to tear out Xie Qingcheng's bones and grind them all to dust. "You'd better not think of escaping now that it's come to this. You're the one who wanted to torment me, so if there's punishment, you'll be enduring it right along with me."

"You're the one who started it by sabotaging my computer," Xie Qingcheng said.

"That pop-up site was an accident. I've explained this to you many times already. You're going through a midlife crisis at worst, but surely you haven't gone senile yet, have you?"

-Case File Compendium (Bing A Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

Two grown men folks 🤣

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The young man was actually fine being referred to as a homo. He was different from his fellow closeted comrades, but he was a bit on the extreme side, believing that everyone had to accept LGBT people, and that those who didn't ought to be buried alongside good ol' Empress Dowager Cixi in the catacombs of history as heretics. - Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bai Bu Chi Rou.

Well I found my self-insert character. 🤣

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What the hell was he doing? The script described a sweet, private date between the male lead and his sweetheart-both of them had to display youthful and inexperienced love and desire. But after observing for a long while, Xie Qingcheng couldn't see even a hint of love in He Yus performance. Even an AI would have done a better job. -Case File Compendium (Bing A Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

Honestly hating on his performance after signing him up against his will for a male love scene in a school movie is just top tier.

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Still, Xie Qingcheng's expression was gloomier than the dark clouds on Doomsday for the rest of the class, like the calm before a storm. His eyes were colder than ever, as though they were embedded with shards of ice. He Yu didn't doubt for a second that, if glaring daggers" was a physical phenomenon, he would have long since been perforated so thoroughly he could be used as a sieve. -Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

Dudes flirt in the weirdest ways.

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He Yu genuinely suspected that, at any moment, he would say something along the lines of, "This Exalted One has descended to the world of mortals to bestow knowledge upon you students. All present should kneel in gratitude for this divine favor? As He Yu turned this over in his mind, he gazed at the man at the lectern with the indifferent expression. He was still fully immersed in the world of medicine. -Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

Honestly these two are perfect for each other.

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All the students were cowed into silence under the pressure exerted by Professor Xie, but they surreptitiously exchanged glances with each other. They really hadn't seen this kind of thing before.

Not unless you counted idol dramas about cross-campus romances.

Some of the female students, especially the ones who had already met He Yu, began to indulge in this fantasy. Those whose neurons fired the most quickly had already decided on a maternity hospital for their future children. One after another, they adjusted their Posture to look as elegant as they could, hoping that this handsome young man would notice them trom his seat in the last row. - Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

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If a field of brambles grew in someone's heart, the world around them would only bring them pain. -Case File Compendium (Bing A Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

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Humans on earth were like cells in the body, their movements charmingly out of sync with each other-cells replicated at different times, and people lived according to their own rhythms. -Case File Compendium (Bing An Ben), Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou.

Idk why this line just hit me.