I Have Seen The Voices That Speak In Your Mind

(and I fucked them too)

[secretsix06]

Have been thinking about DickTim going undercover as a couple and Dick being a little too touchy-feely and taking advantage of the opportunity to shamelessly drape himself all over Tim in public and he's having wayyy too much fun getting to be obnoxiously flirty and possessive over him. When they're in private he tells Tim he needs to let him leave hickeys all over his neck to really sell it and Tim's just sitting on the bed trying so hard to remain still and unaffected but there was never any hope of that and Dick's just holding him down by the legs so he can't squirm. Dick makes Tim wear a low-necked shirt the next time they go out and keeps poking at the bruises.

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

[that-house]

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

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Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

[that-house]

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

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Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

[that-house]

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

[that-house]

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

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Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

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Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

[that-house]

Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

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Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

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Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

[that-house]

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

[that-house]

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

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Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

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Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

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Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

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Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

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Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

[that-house]

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

[that-house]

Untitled #21. ass haha

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Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

[that-house]

Untitled #23.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[monsterbutch]

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[a-horse-that-can-read]

it's actually driving me nuts how underutilized Dukes powers are, I need to read Batman and the Outsiders to see more but like this guy is so crazy powerful and they don't write about it and it's conclusions and consequences!! he can SEE FORWARDS/BACKWARDS IN TIME!! HE CAN SEE SLOW MOTION!! INVISIBILITY! BLENDING INTO SHADOWS AND MAKING LIGHT! SHADOW TELEPORTATION???? my guy if you can fuck with photons you can fuck with the world. the imaginations of these comics writers are so pea brained they just want to keep him in a tiny little box totally unproblematic totally not one of the most powerful guys ever let alone in Gotham, just hey Duke is Also here. anyway

[phantomchick]

I am once again reminding people that an arab character having a previously consensual instance of sex (batman: son of the demon 1987) retconned in the aftermath of 9/11 into a moment of her raping the white protagonist (grant morrison's batman 2006) is fucked up, racist and sexist in the extreme and shouldn't be taken as the defining moment of her character.

[fluorescentbrains]

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[passionfrui-t-boy]

dick grayson’s big wife jason todd who he talks about like an unruly kitten but is actually a hulking mass of muscle vaguely shaped like a very angry man.

dick tells tim to; “watch this” before he whistles at jason, making the 6”man with loaded guns in his holsters stumble, blush the prettiest pink tim has ever seen and come stomping over to them to punch dick’s shoulder.

and its one of those puny fake punches that makes tim think of a petulant wife scolding her husband for embarrassing her instead of. jason. dick laughs and kisses his fingers. tim needed to throw up yesterday but he needs to expel his guts NOW.

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[deadeyedfae]

What if we KISSED on the TRANS TRAIN?!

[sporesgalaxy]

obviously there's a lot of serious ethical reasons fatphobia sucks but also it's so annoying that I can't just say "I'm huge" and have it be percieved as a neutral statement rather than self-deprecating. Like oh my god no, I DON'T mean "It's a shame I'm not smaller," what I mean is "I can throw well over 200lbs at someone anytime I want by simply jumping or flopping over, and many people cannot lift 200lbs so they couldn't even stop me"