Mike @common-sense-is-tingling - Tumblr Blog

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

ianime0

My Adventures with Superman S2 | Ep10 | Kara? Kara!

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just got off the phone with bidet and he said kink at the grocery store is now state-enforced

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biden.

memecucker

I really dig the official Paralympics logo for the shooting competitions

heatandapathy

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new disabled pride flag just dropped

candyypirate

Guess who joined Team Sonic!!

kerriaitken

Zombie outbreak survival kit.

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Toddlers in the sims need to get off their high horse i don’t give a rats ass if you ain’t slept in 2 days you gonna master the xylophone skill bitch

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“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

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we can’t make noise, someone’s home

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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced