you’d think after a while some people would be like “wow i sure do diagnose a lot of my dogs behaviors as ‘Trying To Overthrow My Super Cool And Powerful Alpha Dog Leadership Awwwoooo 🐺🐺’, maybe there’s actually more to it than that.” but they never do. they just keep genuinely believing that having an Australian Shepherd is like being in Game of Thrones
it’s charming that in every mxtx novel most of the supporting cast are haters who do NOT want the main couple to get together. they are not scheming to matchmake them they are begging them on their hands and knees saying pleeeeaaase block his number. and they’re right to do it
ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.
nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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