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This is my second go at making this blog. The first time, I got shadowbanned immediately for writing a post with these words on it, so I’m going to have to link to a google doc instead.
You can find my current list HERE
If something is not on the list that does NOT mean it isn’t blocked. It just means I haven’t checked/added it if it is.
If you’d like to contribute tags you’ve found, please send it via an ask or submission so I can double check and add it to the list.
EDIT: Right now many of these are only banned on IOS, but that really doesn’t make it better
hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.
sometimes ur own hallucinations may show up on camera or on a recording if its an auditory hallucination, so if ur unsure and have someone you trust, you can try sending the picture or recording to them and asking them what they see/hear too!!
When I thought I was hearing a roommate/family member in the next room and thought they were talking to me, and couldn’t tell if they were actually in there or not and if they were actually saying those things (and usually the things they were saying were pretty bizarre and mean), if I put on headphones and blasted music and could still hear them clearly then I could tell it wasn’t them and I was hallucinating (so bascially similar to the eyeglasses post above, but on the auditory side of things). Headphones and music are great for fact-checking or for helping to block the quieter things out.
it’s not about actually being gifted, it’s about an initial higher scoring on standardized testing that means little to nothing or being good at learning in the way elementary and middle school wants you to, so you get marked as ‘advanced’. in reality, maybe you had faster development in certain areas, but the issue with being a gifted kid isn’t that “everyone told me I was so cool and special for reading and then I actually wasn’t :(” it’s “I wasn’t properly taught to handle things not coming easily to me, but the adults around me were counting on me not being a ‘difficult’ child in school.”
people who use it as some weird bragging method or interpret it that way are ignoring the way a lot of school systems force certain roles on students to simplify the learning process. If your kid doesn’t need to take notes to understand a science concept bc they get it naturally, well that’s good, but now you’re not teaching them how to take notes and they’re not learning that important soft skill. but because ‘gifted’ kids are easy and don’t show that they’re falling behind in learning in other categories that are harder to quantify, they eventually fall behind after that catches up to them. It’s about the failures of a one size fits all school system trying to compensate in the worst way possible.
And also the thing where ‘gifted’ kids are super likely to also be neuroatypical, which they don’t get screened for because they appear to be doing well in school. Or “You can’t be ADHD/autistic/etc, because you’re doing so well in school!”. Or being shamed for developing mental health issues/generally not being able to keep up with school work later, because you USED TO BE able to do it just fine.
Or the assumption that just because you can read well or you like math class, you’re somehow more EMOTIONALLY mature than your little kid brain is actually capable of being.
Or gifted kids whose parents and teachers put immense pressure on them to Do Great Things and Save The World and you’re like. “I’m 10 and I have no idea how to do that, but everyone is saying that’s my job?”.
This is the best “gifted kid” post out there. I never took notes until college because I didn’t have to, snd when it got challenging I had to literally teach myself note taking at age 18. It also fucks with your perception of asking for help - you’re advanced, you’re competent, you should be able to understand every topic easily. Asking for help/going to office hours/asking for a tutor feels like failing when you were praised in your early years for not needing to do that.
Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out
These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.
This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.
The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.
The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.
Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.
Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.
These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.
RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.
do you want to learn how to make fancy instant ramen?
i made a recipe, here you go (see below)
Alright motherfuckers, so you wanna make fancy ramen?? Fancy instant ramen?? You want to feel like the ratatouille chef?
You've come to the right place.
~Fancy Instant Ramen~
The Shit You’re Gonna Need:
-pack of instant ramen
-red pepper flakes
-soy sauce
-butter
-eggs
-garlic
-brown sugar
Optional Shit You Probably Want To Add Because I Did And It Tasted Good But Don’t Feel Bad If You Don't Have It
-Rice vinegar
-spicy red pepper paste
-green onions
Shit That I Didn't Add But Would Probably Taste Good
-vegetables (i dont know like, broccoli or water chestnuts probably.)
-seaweed
-meat of some sort
ANYWAY to the cooking part
Ok first off, im gonna need you to grab some shitty wooden chopsticks. Fork? Spoon? Spatula? No, fuck that. Shitty takeout chopsticks rule here. Your god is gone. There is only shitty chopsticks.
Alright, now boil some water. How much?? What am i, wikipedia? Check the ramen instructions, asshat!! Alright, is the water boiling? No? Stop watching it.
Once the water is a roiling boil (like big fucking bubbles and you can hear it) add them noodles. Cook’em for however that package says. Yes, that means go dig the package out of the trash because you forgot how long because you are a goldfish that learned to walk and wear clothes.
Now you got some cooked noodles! Congrats! Now if only you had money and success. Drain those cooked noodles and try not to burn yourself. Put those noodles somewhere, because now its time for the ~sauce~ aka: where the magic happens.
CHOOSE WISELY:
Are you going to want
-spicy sauce?
-really spicy sauce?
-or, Oh God I’m Breathing Fire, My Sinuses Are Cleared, Everything Hurts sauce?
While you’re making that very important decision, mince some garlic. Mince only one section thingy-
Ok mince only one clove if you are a pussy and dont care much for garlic. Mince two if you are cool.
Grab some butter! Like two tablespoons, if you dont know how much that is, check the paper on the butter, if your butter doesnt have paper on it, first of all, nerd, second of all, just do about
| | that much thickness wise. Its fine, cooking is a messy art filled with estimates.
Grab a pan, kindof a big pan. When i say pan i mean,, like frying pan. Put that motherfucking heat on ~medium~ and throw the butter in there. Melt that shit. Add garlic and stir it some. Bathe in your awesomeness. Then, take those red pepper flakes, and think back to the question of spice level. Just shake it a couple times if you dont like spice that much. If you like spice, go crazy, go stupid.
Ok now get the soy sauce and brown sugar. Grab your handy dandy measuring spoons and throw in a tablespoon of soy sauce (roughly) and a teaspoon of brown sugar (roughly). Add more or less, the world is your oyster, you glorious motherfucker!!
If you read the shit you need list, you mightve noticed the second section called “Optional Shit You Probably Want To Add Because I Did And It Tasted Good But Don’t Feel Bad If You Don't Have It“. well, if you have that stuff and want to add it, do that now. For the paste stuff, just a little bit, like a little smidgen. Or more, if you like it, i have no control over what you do. A splash of rice vinegar should be enough, add more you like it or want to yada yada you control your fate blah blah blah, you know how it goes.
Alright let the sauce kinda cook for a little while, making sure not to burn the butter. To check to make sure you arent doing that, smell the pan. Does it smell like hell and smoke and burning? You done gone and did went the burnt the butter. If not, good job!
Now that the sauce has chilled for like,, three minutes, grab those noodles. Remember them? The ones you drained and cooked? Yeah, add those motherfuckers to the pan. Stir em around. Mix em up. Let the sauce and the noodles get acquainted with each other, and then have a dramatic love affair. Ok now that it got weird, push the noodles to one side, like you are a picky 8 year old and the noodles are your least favorite food.
This is where shit gets crazy. Holdonto your hats, heads and sanity.
Another question- How much you like eggs? Hate em? Love em? Married to em?
Well dont answer me, because you cant because its a hypothetical question. If you only kinda like eggs, just grab one (raw) egg from the fridge, (or live chicken). If you like eggs more than the average joe, grab two. Or three if you are a physcopath.
Now, im going to ask you something kinda crazy if youve never done it before. Crack the egg(s) directly in the pan, yes the pan with the sauce and the noodles. Just try not to put the egg(s) directly on the noodles, itll make it easier. Now take your handy dandy shitty chopsticks and scramble those eggs. Scramble the shit out of em, stir like theres no tomorrow. Add more red pepper flakes if you want.
Once the eggs are scrambled and now longer raw, you did it! You did the thing!
Put your fancy instant ramen in a bowl and bask in your awesomeness!!
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