Medieval historical accounts are so funny
Medieval: Today we hanged 5 thieves, I personally burned a cursed goat and then ate three quarters of gooseberry pie. On Friday I bought a fine new coat of damask silk. Then I caught the red pus boils from a ship headed to Flanders. I survived. My apprentice did not. Bartholomew you were a good simpleton. Went to church to pray then headed to whore's quarters. The next day I harvested a bushel of fine apples


















