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[reginaldqueribundus]

[draculadhd]

[ambassadorquark]

In my Star Trek AU Karkat would be a half human half Klingon who’s really invested in his Klingon identity but he wasn’t allowed to join the Klingon military bc his house was dishonored as fuck by his nonviolent heretic ancestor and he also lowkey sucks at fighting so he has an insane complex about it.

[squidward985]

Is now a good time to show everyone Quarkat

[ambassadorquark]

This is very frightening. Thank you for sharing it

[raisinchallah]

the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched

[prokopetz]

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine functions as a refutation of the utopianism of The Next Generation because it highlights the moral compromises captains need to make to do their jobs" no, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine functions as a refutation of the utopianism of The Next Generation because every time some existentially horrifying shit happens to Miles O'Brien he's still expected to show up for work the next day.

[face-without-a-heart]

One really funny thing about Worf is his significance in Klingon politics. Like he has no official position in their government but he’s stopping civil wars, killing politicians for personal and political reasons, conspiring to rig elections, etc. His brother is on the high council and the only reason Worf himself isn’t on it is because the truth about his father would fuck up this already fragile society. He is making political decisions that affect the entire Klingon empire. He’s basically Klingon nobility. But he still spends most of his time on the Enterprise making suggestions that Picard doesn’t listen to.

[1-800-free-oo-mox]

[calocera]

[defconprime]

Commander Worf

[cigaradd]

Tuvok speedpaint

[marlinspirkhall]

On April 5th 2063, within minutes of the Vulcan ambassadors’ arrival to Earth, the Wikipedia page for The Fermi Paradox was edited to include the words “was”, not “is”.

[clueingforbeggs]

Given how fast wikipedia updates I can see that happening. Maybe. Assuming that one of the potential Very Fast Updaters of the future lives in a place with reliable enough internet access post WW3.

[marlinspirkhall]

There’s a heated argument in the discussion section between people who haven’t heard yet.

[clueingforbeggs]

The page gets rolled back and then updates again by a guy who’s been waiting for their signal strength to increase and actually got to the page first.

Someone asks if these ‘Vulcans’ are really aliens or just cosplayers, starting a whole new discussion argument.

Meanwhile, on Vulcan, some poor sod has to update their wikipedia-equivalents page on humans, and wonders how to possibly phrase ’S'chn T'gai Solkar kissed the first human to travel at warp’ without it sounding illogical.

[marlinspirkhall]

Logipedia editor, updating the First Contacts page with an image of The Handshake: computer, render SolkarTheSlut.jpg

Hoardes of scandalised Vulcans: delete this

[stonedtrek]

DIG through the wormhole and BURN with the pah-wraiths I SLAM in the back of THE DEFIANT

[chibeast]

What is it about Benjamin Sisko that makes a certain type of guy go insane about him? Dukat and Eddington spend every waking moment facetiming him like "Oh, you want to fuck me so bad..." Meanwhile Ben is thinking like "chili would be good tonight..."

[quilt-giving]

I finished the Star Trek Doorway quilt. It turned out lovely. I know it looks simple but this was a complicated build. I honestly don’t know how I managed to get the height and width to line up with the outer blocks. #startrek #quilt #handquilting

[cdr2002]

*picks up a microphone*

DISCOVERY SEASON 1 IS ABOUT HOW STARFLEET BECOMING HYPER MILITANT IS BAD AND MILITARIZATION IS HOW PEOPLE LOSE THEMSELVES AND THEIR IDEALS, AND THAT SYSTEMS CAN HOLLOW YOU OUT IN THE NAME OF SERVING YOUR COUNTRY, AND YOU CAN NOTICE IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE THEMES OF ANY EPISODE OR LISTEN TO ANYTHING THE CHARACTERS TALK ABOUT.

THE ONLY WAY TO CONCLUDE THAT THE SEASON IS PRO-MILITARIZATION IS TO LITERALLY WATCH IT ON MUTE WITHOUT SUBTITLES AND LOOKING AWAY FROM THE SCREEN FOR EVERY NON-ACTION SCENE

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[tomatopine]

truly the best father of no time