it me

once a month i’ll post some of the random shit that enters my neurodivergent brain and that’s all this will ever be i hope you enjoy i'm not a minor so watch out

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[compwetewy-bwaindead]

bo burnham be like

uh yeah uh yeah

i've got i've got fucked up taboo bars to assault your ears with, and they go like this yeah,

i wanna fuck a woman,

like i really really wanna fuck a woman,

i'm mentally ill and i wanna have heterosexual sex a woman,

my wife left me

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#kneadless comment

[compwetewy-bwaindead]

just got two of my friends into beatblock i feel like a siren

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[mtfoss]

I'm fucking sippy juice

[juniper-pining]

@snapscube this you?

[snapscube]

yuuuup

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[iwontusethis255]

cannonballism

[compwetewy-bwaindead]

ch5 weird route spoilers

KRIS!!!!!! THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY [Liquidation Sale] KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KRIS I'M [CALLING FOR] YOU WHY WON'T YOU [ANSWER THE PHONE]

WHEN I TOLD YOU TO [Suckle] THAT [Freedom Sauce] THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO [S.Poison] YOURSELF

KRIS. ITS FOR YOU. KRIS PLEASE [Pickup] YOUR [Sell]PHONE HAS NO [Voice]MAIL

[compwetewy-bwaindead]

more

KRIS PLEASE STOP DOING IMPRESSIONS. YOUR IMPRESSION OF [The US Stock Market in October of 1929] IS NOT FUNNY

KRIS PLEASE DO NOT [Drown in that] [Free Drink!]

KRIS THE LAKE MAY BE [The Free Pool] BUT IT IS NOT [Fun To Drink]!!!!!! THIS IS NOT [1000% Child Safe]!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[compwetewy-bwaindead]

ch5 weird route spoilers

KRIS!!!!!! THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY [Liquidation Sale] KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KRIS I'M [CALLING FOR] YOU WHY WON'T YOU [ANSWER THE PHONE]

WHEN I TOLD YOU TO [Suckle] THAT [Freedom Sauce] THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO [S.Poison] YOURSELF

KRIS. ITS FOR YOU. KRIS PLEASE [Pickup] YOUR [Sell]PHONE HAS NO [Voice]MAIL

[compwetewy-bwaindead]

growing up is realizing cups aren't made to be filled 100% of the way

[compwetewy-bwaindead]

I can fix him... fix him a sandwich ! ! haha

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[compwetewy-bwaindead]

tilthat the guy who invented vaseline claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it daily