Kick / Jump / Twist

Haley-she/her-27-Ohio Puppy Momma, Wife, Pretend Archaeologist, Geek Loves D&D, Critical Role, Westworld, Mythology, Dragon Age

[ratcarney]

hadestown fan culture is introducing people to the musical and putting on hey little songbird just so you can watch their faces when they first hear patrick’s voice

[whats-a-queen-without-a-king]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[keyjamm]

Mighty Nein + Queer Tumblr Text Posts

Edit: more for Fjord [ here]

[caemidraws]

Details

[multi-purpose-tool-guy]

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

[paganprincesss]

why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

[artemisdreaming]

Photographer:  Sasha Gouliaev   HERE 

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[dappled-depths-deactivated20220]

Me: so this is what’s going on with me

My therapist:

[iwantajaneaustenlife]

my therapist one time was writing in her notebook as i was talking about my dad and she said “can i show you what i’ve drawn?”

it was a thought bubble that said “crazy af”

[dnd-apothecary]

20DiceTeen Giveaway!

That’s right, Travelers! We’re kicking 20DiceTeen off in style!

From January 7th through February 28th, 11:59 pm Central Time, you can enter for a chance to win some goodies!

There will be three (3) tiers of prizes available, with a total of nine (9) winners.

Bronze Tier; Five (5) Winners:

Two small (1.8 oz) soaps from the Apothecary Shop ($16 value) in an exclusive, Giveaway-only fragrance

Silver Tier; Three (3) Winners

A large (16 oz) candle from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance

A large (3.6 oz) soap from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance.

Optional, additional prize: a 3 card Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice

Gold Tier; One (1) Winner

A Bag of Devouring: 20 full sets of standard size, 7-piece polyhedral dice from Wiz Dice

A Dungeons and Dragons rule book, winner’s choice!

Optional, additional prize: a 12 card, comprehensive Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice

Rules

Open to the United States only. (Sorry, I know it blows.)

You must be following BOTH @tilthedayidice and @dnd-apothecary to be entered into the giveaway! (Yes we will check!)

No giveaway blogs please! If you follow from a main or sideblog, please tag your post with what your blog is so we can check!

1 Like = 1 Entry, 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Reblog as many times as you please, just be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them!

[dnd-apothecary]

20DiceTeen Giveaway!

That’s right, Travelers! We’re kicking 20DiceTeen off in style!

From January 7th through February 28th, 11:59 pm Central Time, you can enter for a chance to win some goodies!

There will be three (3) tiers of prizes available, with a total of nine (9) winners.

Bronze Tier; Five (5) Winners:

Two small (1.8 oz) soaps from the Apothecary Shop ($16 value) in an exclusive, Giveaway-only fragrance

Silver Tier; Three (3) Winners

A large (16 oz) candle from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance

A large (3.6 oz) soap from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance.

Optional, additional prize: a 3 card Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice

Gold Tier; One (1) Winner

A Bag of Devouring: 20 full sets of standard size, 7-piece polyhedral dice from Wiz Dice

A Dungeons and Dragons rule book, winner’s choice!

Optional, additional prize: a 12 card, comprehensive Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice

Rules

Open to the United States only. (Sorry, I know it blows.)

You must be following BOTH @tilthedayidice and @dnd-apothecary to be entered into the giveaway! (Yes we will check!)

No giveaway blogs please! If you follow from a main or sideblog, please tag your post with what your blog is so we can check!

1 Like = 1 Entry, 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Reblog as many times as you please, just be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them!

[eiricthemammoth]

Me internally preparing myself to see Mufasas death again but in CGI:

The Lion King Teaser:

Me:

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Cleric™: when your friends are a gaggle of idiots with a deathwish and you’re the only person who’s capable of saving them from themselves

[sanctuarysusie]

mind stats you should dump depending on what class you play in dnd

barbarian: honestly any of them, but that’s irrelevant because barbarians are designed to have those stats dumped we gotta get into the Real hot takes

bard: listen most people would say wisdom BUT you should dump intelligence. be an idiot who can talk real good

cleric: dump charisma. live out your low charisma dreams. you have Good Plans but nobody listens to you because you cant talk well. be cassandra

druid: dump intelligence!! live out your woodsy dumbass dreams!! you know that leaves exist maybe!!!!

fighter: dump wisdom. be reckless. punch a guy. punch TWELVE guys. get kicked out of a bar. get into fights and then get Out of them

monk: listen monks are supposed to be spiritual and knowledegable  shit but u know what? dump intelligence. be dumb punch shit

paladin: dump charisma. make your god hate you with how bad you talk to people. smash things with your holy light and shitty social skills

ranger: again, dump charisma. animals > people. eat leaves and weird people out

rogue: dump wisdom baby!! you got [phone] to stealth and nobody can Stop You from being impulsive if they dont know where you are

sorcerer: dump intelligence or wisdom. in fact, dump both. talk yourself out of any situation you get into because ur reckless and dont know shit

warlock: same fuckin thing, dump intelligence and wisdom. have a good time. u dont know how u got into ur pact and u probably dont care because now youve got sick magic powers

wizard: dump wisdom!! sure ur super smart but somebody could be 25% behind a rock and u wouldnt see em! blast spells at a moments notice!!! live ur dreams!!!

[sanctuarysusie]

NOW WE’RE TALKING

[dare-to-dm]

I love roleplaying with dump stats so much, you guys.

[dnd-apothecary]

20DiceTeen Giveaway!

That’s right, Travelers! We’re kicking 20DiceTeen off in style!

From January 7th through February 28th, 11:59 pm Central Time, you can enter for a chance to win some goodies!

There will be three (3) tiers of prizes available, with a total of nine (9) winners.

Bronze Tier; Five (5) Winners:

Two small (1.8 oz) soaps from the Apothecary Shop ($16 value) in an exclusive, Giveaway-only fragrance

Silver Tier; Three (3) Winners

A large (16 oz) candle from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance

A large (3.6 oz) soap from the Apothecary Shop, in an exclusive Giveaway-only fragrance.

Optional, additional prize: a 3 card Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice

Gold Tier; One (1) Winner

A Bag of Devouring: 20 full sets of standard size, 7-piece polyhedral dice from Wiz Dice

A Dungeons and Dragons rule book, winner’s choice!

Optional, additional prize: a 12 card, comprehensive Yearly Overview Tarot reading from @tilthedayidice

Rules

Open to the United States only. (Sorry, I know it blows.)

You must be following BOTH @tilthedayidice and @dnd-apothecary to be entered into the giveaway! (Yes we will check!)

No giveaway blogs please! If you follow from a main or sideblog, please tag your post with what your blog is so we can check!

1 Like = 1 Entry, 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Reblog as many times as you please, just be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them!

[thedicepaladin]

When the DM brings up your backstory but you have to stay in character:

[h-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n]

[ghostdrive]

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place

[adlersassistant]

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

[olympiians]

“I came here with nothing, like hundreds before me, and millions behind me.”

[oldsongbird-deactivated20200819]

E u r y d i c e  was a hungry young girl…