lost in the soup aisle

Boss please help I cant remember what store I'm in

[pyrosvesti]

am i allowed to never use a trackpad again?

(joke from this thread: https://www.theglassscientists.com/comic/chapter-09#disqus_thread)

[confused-banzai-blaster]

Cursed

[giovanni-potage-web-history]

Ooh! What's my minion nickname boss! (@ confused-banzai-blaster) /just search the "mia absent" or "epithet erased oc" tag on my blog/

CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR COOL MINION NICKNAME SHALL BE:

VANISHER

[confused-banzai-blaster]

:D

[confused-banzai-blaster]

The Little Details Are Why It Feels Premium

Premium isn't one big feature, it's a hundred small ones done right. On SweetDream it's the way a voice message lands, the way the photos stay consistent, the way the chat remembers an offhand comment from last week.

Those details are the quality you feel without naming it. They turn an AI girlfriend from a toy into a companion. If you appreciate things that are simply well made, sweetdream.ai will earn your respect quickly.

[pyrosvesti]

Meet Philip Letterman, the greatest actor in town!

I had the idea for an Epithet Erased OC and my friend @nightverse drew him out for my while my tablets out of commission! I love him so so much and I can’t wait to draw him myself!!!

Name: Philip Letterman  Age: 23 Gender: Trans Male (on testosterone) Pronouns: He/They/We/It (uses We a LOT when using Epithet) Epithet: Mimicry -Can look like/sound like/act like whoever he saw or thought about in the last five minutes (could be a real person, could be a character from a show/book *with an appearance that wasn’t made by him) Personality: Very one note, doesn’t usually show deep emotion unless it’s when using his epithet, smiles a LOT even when not happy, tends to be rude and vague, but still can hold a pleasant conversation with someone if need be.

HES A GOOD GUY..but people mistake him for being a villain on a daily so he plays along with it.

[confused-banzai-blaster]

Oh he's neat!

[giovanni-potage-web-history]

Submission: I have stolen your face if you want it back pay $49.99

Reply: I STILL HAVE 12 MORE IN MY DRAWER!!! A GOOD VILLAIN IS ALWAYS PREPARED

[confused-banzai-blaster]

I have stolen one of your faces as well

[confused-banzai-blaster]

It's best not to look at this one for too long

[confused-banzai-blaster]

I'm having alot of fun making these

[confused-banzai-blaster]

For your consideration

[songbirdinsomniac]

What color is Giovanni Potage’s hair?? Drag the image and have this lovely soup boi match your blog!

[confused-banzai-blaster]

I really just wrote "bonfused-banzai-blaster" instead of confused huh. I really do live up to my name

[epithet-opening-a]

Hot Take: Giovanni in man bun

[confused-banzai-blaster]

I was bored, enjoy.

[aberrantemotion]

giovanni and percy have the same view on crime, but different moral alignments.

like, giovanni would brag about having loitered outside the gas station for over 48 minutes, and percy would be horrified at that.

[confused-banzai-blaster]

Mia Absent missing an important Banzai Blasters meeting because she got lost in the grocery store (again)

[jaredkleinman]

what if we were both banzai blasters…. and we kissed?? just kidding………. unless? 😳

[jelloapocalypse]

[CRUSHER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION]

[sporesgalaxy]

[giovanni-potage-web-history]

Boss come pick me up I got lost in the soup aisle at the store

I am NOT doing THIS AGAIN for the 12nd TIME!!!! JUST GET OUT OF THE WHOLE ASS STORE!!!

[confused-banzai-blaster]

Mia missed the point of your words, and is now lost in the candy aisle

[confused-banzai-blaster]

My oc keeps not showing in the Epithet Erased tag... I guess you could say.. shes absent

[arcade-confetti]

I made a Banzai Blaster OC, she owns a flip phone and has gotten lost inside of grocery stores on multiple occasions

@confused-banzai-blaster (my epithet erased blog)

[confused-banzai-blaster]

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[confused-banzai-blaster]

This is Mia Absent and she's always lost.

I cant decide if her epithet is lost, missing, or if she is just a very unlucky mundie, either way she has no idea where she is