femina sola superstes

♡ the horrors ♡

[conjoinedcarnage]

My fics:

Dee/Dennis (IASIP)

Dee and Dennis After Prom

Mr and Mrs LaFevre Are Newlyweds

Dee Breaks Dennis

Reynolds Twins: an Intoxicated Chronicle

Chris/Matt (Sturniolo triplets)

Mint in the Dark

Double Mirage

Boys and Blueberry Bets

Coin Flip

e&d (clmbn)

Speaking Acrostic

[orpheuslament]

bro im not driving pass me the victor hugo there are men who seemingly are born to be the verso quote

[orpheuslament]

the way it all boils down to this......

[martindykewood]

like i quite literally have never been more passionate about anything than i am about the human race’s invariable desire to tell stories and the fact that we always find a way to do it, through spoken language and written language and body language and visual art and theater and poetry and oral tradition and a million other things. there are so many things we take for granted about the human experience that we never stop to think about but i really want you to take a step back and consider how fucking amazing it is that our need to tell stories transcends all boundaries of time and geography and borders and language. it is one of very few things that is legitimately intrinsic to human nature and i will never stop being completely in awe of humanity for that.

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[rimonoroni2]

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

[rimonoroni2]

if it isn’t even a little bit about the monstrous potential of intimacy when paired with hedonism or a dissection of guilt-related neuroticisms regarding sexuality… unacceptable. how am i meant to jork my pingus in these conditions

[doveywovy]

idk guys sometimes you just have to accept a ship dynamic is unhealthy, insane, and sometimes abusive. and its not real people so those factors just make it interesting

please stop unfolding the origami crane and smoothing it out bc you got worried the paper was hurting from the bends

[doveywovy]

okay see i don't want to be a dick because i'm not saying you're entirely wrong- showing abusive relationships and clarifying that they're abusive in media does help people recognize abuse in real life. it's probably a really good thing to include in media aimed at kids or 'family viewing'. but that's not what my post is about and it's not the only reason to write abusive fucked up relationships, and acting like it is flattens stories in a way that is ultimately really bad. and you're completely misinterpreting my post if you think the point of it was sometimes we should include Bad Relationships so Kids At Home Will Know Its Bad.

my point was that sometimes it is interesting to read about or write about really weird unhealthy relationships. not educational.

I don't think an author should have to preface their gothic horror with "and of course, fucking a guy whos secretly your cousin and maybe killed your mom is bad and i disavow". i don't think every fanfic that decides to make the love interest a rapist should end with "and he goes to jail, because that was a Bad Thing to Do, and the victim of his behavior went to therapy and got help dealing with the ramifications".

It's fictional. It's not real. It's not a PSA. sometimes the point is to deconstruct the viewpoint of a rapist who doesn't know they're a rapist. sometimes it's exploring how codependent two characters can get if you put them in a jigsaw trap and tie their legs together. sometimes the point is the author thinks it's sexy to imagine getting fucked at knifepoint. sometimes its literally just this:

and all of that is awesome, actually.

[doveywovy]

or to put it much much shorter and continue the metaphor of the original post.

please stop demanding an artist justify why they'd make an origami tiger and that they better publicly state they know that real tigers are dangerous. that the only reason to make an origami tiger is so that you can show it to people so they know what a tiger looks like and they know they're dangerous so they never go near a real tiger!

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

the first thing about rpf to understand is that it is ultimately fiction and we will never understand the true inner workings of the lives of celebrities because there is always going to be a veil of performance clouding the way we perceive them. the second thing about rpf to understand is that it’s always true + real and it happened exactly as i imagine it in my mind

[noarm-noharm]

sketch of my sweethearts from modern AU

(they came to the opera and are whispering to each other instead of watching the performance. maybe later it’s not just whispering. what have people been doing in theater boxes since the dawn of time when they think nobody is watching?)

I’m posting both versions because I couldn’t choose the best one...

[sweatermuppet]

[shourtcers]

Joining the war on unethical rpf on the side of unethical rpf

[velvetbatss]

[wulfhalls]

he saw all the ruben was never in love with him actually 🙄and just wants to kill him for fucking his wife discourse and just casually dropped the most romantic thing anyone has ever said.

[kosmogrl]

we have to give the british their 10s for coming up with ‘what’s all this then’ because indeed what’s all this then????

[gouged-doll]

a two-headed lamb, or diprosopus lamb

[cegan]

Jeremy Irons for HuffPost Live 2013

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[lokihiddleston]

Taking a deep breath, Edith pushed open the door and stepped into the room. Thomas was there, standing with his arms around a woman, his face in profile against her long black hair. Her bare shoulder was threre for his lips, his touch, and his face was passionately buried in the soft hollow between her breast and shoulder. She was clinging to him.

Who was this? A mistress?

He jerked, turned, and in so doing, the woman turned too. Edith gasped. It was Lucille. And this was her room, spilling with moths and dead things, a shelter for Thomas’s horrible secret: Lucile was his lover. — Crimson Peak (book)