I assume I need no introduction

She said, 'Do I know you?' I said, 'Well no, not Biblically.' Just a heads up. This blog is NSFW, and full of lesbians, opinions, and puns. If you are down with all of that, welcome.

[editcrimes]

history is much like an endless waltz; the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever. 

heero / duo / trowa / quatre / wufei / relena

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[undercover at a new school]

Heero, to his classmates: I don’t know how much you all know about space, but for me, I’m a genius. Ask me anything about space.

Classmate: Is it big?

Heero: Probably.

[downwithneocolonialism]

[mysharona1987]

[usedpimpa]

[fuckyeahbats]

BEHOLD

[geekandmisandry]

I’ll give her a HAH and a hiYAH and I keek her ser.

[passionisbornunwantedlikeacancer]

[prettythingsncats]

Respect.

[thememacat]

Holy shit!

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

who is this

[the-dork-knight]

DO ME NEXT

[yerawizardsarry]

This is Jessie Graff! She’s a stuntwoman for Supergirl and she’s known for being a BAMF on American Ninja Warrior.

[therightdimple]

GOALS

[flatbear]

ask me how gay I am for Jessie Graff hint: as gay as her leg is high.

[somewhereinthedetails217]

This is the coolest shit.

[mrbenibo]

Fun fact: Melissa Benoist has to have muscle padding in her Supergirl suit so her silhouette looks like Jessie’s. The actress has to adjust to match her stunt double, which is rarely the case.

[fythemummy]

Happy 4th of July!!

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Have you ever seen someone who hit you so hard right in the gay feels that you lost your sense of hearing for a few moments?

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

To all the poor gay messes desperately asking who she is, her name is Katy M. O'Brian and the pictures in the OP are from the series Z Nation. Here’s some other pictures.

You’re all welcome.

[king-monky]

Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

a lifted truck

a lowered truck

those slanted wheels

there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you

[tradicalskelly]

Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck

[king-monky]

Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse

[hexpress]

ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.

CLOWNS.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

WORST ADDITION WORST ADDITION

[kangofu-cb]

@helmistress

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think CONSTANTLY about the correct lyrics to Nobody by Hozier

vs the google default lyrics

[jellytedybears-blog]

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[pollydoodles]

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[westafricanbaby]

VERY ODD. If you like women to be covered up and low key, why wouldn’t you just go for the women that like being covered up and low key??? Why would you purposely go after a woman that is the complete opposite, ask her to be your significant other, then try to change her to fit what you want????

And they say it’s women that don’t know what they want 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️.

[bunnyflab]

It’s because men like to manipulate, mold, and break the spirit of the women they pursue in order to create their own puppet. They know exactly what they’re doing.

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

They’ll pursue a woman who’s shy and conservatively dressed and then expect her to dress in lingerie and put on a show for them. They’ll pursue a woman who’s outgoing and dressed to the nines and then expect her to dress down and not talk to other men. They do it on purpose. The purpose is conquest.

[water---damage]

Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe and then wanted her to quit her career and be a housewife. He became enraged when she did this shoot and used it as an excuse to beat her so badly that concerned hotel patrons called the police and her makeup artist had to cover the bruises with makeup the next day.

When asked about that night later on, Joe DiMaggio said, “Things got out of hand, I admit it. But she pissed me off so much. She didn’t care what I thought about anything, she just wanted to do what she wanted to do.”

Arthur Miller married her, and then constantly picked on her and complained in his journals that she embarrassed him, that she was unintelligent, self-centered, a child, a spoiled brat, and a bitch.

When I think about men who chase after one kind of woman and then want her to become another kind of woman, I think about her. I think wow you could be Marilyn freaking Monroe and still some man would want you to be somebody else and call that love.

[chenoehi]

our tiny dancer ✨💖💞

twt sweaterpawschim

[luna-whiskers]

I always kind of loved how Neo Queen Serenity and King Endymion have slightly different hair colors from their past selves. It’s just such a neat little detail that shows the passage of time for them. 

But I always sort of wished the other senshi got the same thing. All of them living, inhabiting these forms, for hundreds of years, the power of their sailor crystals slowly seeping out in subtle ways. 

Rei’s is the most dramatic. It takes time, at first, for anybody to notice the strands of red among the black. But then it is all anybody can see. The reds and oranges, constantly changing and evolving like a flickering flame. You can mark the season by how hot her hair seems to burn. 

Ami’s is subtle. Her hair is already blue like the water she controls. But the tips turn to an icy white. Always the tips, no matter how recently she’s cut it. She will always be frosty around the edges. 

Makoto is distraught the day that she finds a patch of mossy green. The boxes of drug store hair dye can never hope to match the rosy chestnut of her childhood hair, but it makes her feel a little better. Years go by before she notices roots the color of emeralds, and begins to reconsider covering it. 

Minako will never fail to show off her golden tresses. Like Rumpelstiltskin himself spun each individual thread that hangs from her head. She’s reluctant to confess how heavy it is, how sometimes she misses being able to tie it up or style it like normal hair. 

Hotaru, in truth, thinks the violet makes her look less deathly than the stark black. It’s almost as though her sailor crystal is reminding her of life, of the world and the girl that are allowed to continue living rather than always, always ending. 

Haruka’s pale hair might be mistaken for a warmer version of Serenity’s. But there is a fineness to it, an insubstantial quality, like a soft breeze. 

Michiru’s hair was always like the ocean. Now there is simply more of it. It would grow to be as long as Serenity’s if she let it, waves upon waves of aquamarine. The shade of blue-green never seems to be quite the same from one day to the next. 

Setsuna’s remains as it was. She tells them it already changed, long ago. She never tells anyone what color it was before. 

[marimacha-tonto]

Some guy at Chicago Pride (2018) dressed up as Spider-Man and climbed the roof to drop rainbow bead necklaces for people who spotted him.

[anissapierce]

Two other pictures my friend took from across the street

[leggyboyjohnson]

Priderman