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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

leonkennedysprostate

bowser fucking dean winchester monday!

neenarchive

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

punkitt-is-here

rainbow dash applies for a job

lovergirlmp3

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

the-haiku-bot

guys. i really like

you. it’s nice to be on this

dashboard together

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

celestial-fang

Learning a new language by watching period dramas, my friend says I’m doing a good job but I should stop talking like a scheming royal harem concubine

transmechanicus

Don’t listen to them. You will ascend to high rank talking like this.😌

duckbunny

remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

kaijuno

URGENT EVICTION HELP

Hi everyone! I’m really really panicking right now. The court date for me to get evicted is on the 21st of May. I don’t have anywhere to go if I get evicted.

I am disabled and I have no money right now. I can barely afford food and I really need help. I don’t know what else to do and I’m scared. Please, I really need help.

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