PLAYSTATION.

hal ; 19 ; objectum

[bigswigrollers]

haha yes bro awesome and funny post you made about wanting to fuck an inanimate object. anyway are you normal about objectum people

[beepboopappreciation]

EVERYONE SHUT UP

IT'S

GIVE YOUR TELEVISION A HUG!!!

I SAID SHUT UP

IT'S

KISS YOUR COMPUTER

NOW!!!!!!!!

[beemovieerotica]

had to take my otterbox case off my phone and he feels so small and fragile...

[beemovieerotica]

toying with his bare volume buttons...making him louder....

[beemovieerotica]

forcing a rod into his little hole until his tray juts out. easing it out the rest of the way. fingering out his sim card and he forgets who he is. putting his sim card in my new phone. he doesn't even recognize his new body---it's bigger, heavier, and fills up my hands---but he's going to have to like it.

[lucs-madness]

@funnier-when-objectum

[skritzzy]

Hello fellow freaks I throws this at you and runned with a geulp

[screenshotsofdespair]

[blorbospinninhouseplant]

@funnier-when-objectum

[temeraire]

those desktop computer towers with the windows on the sides so you can see glimpses of the computer's guts and brain as it's running are like. thats a boob window. youve given your computer the tech equivalent of a sleeveless turtleneck with a heart-shaped boob window.

[prosthetic-placebo]

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

>W-WOAH!! Perv!!! [>O<]

>You can't just [MANHANDLE] a girl's [HEART] like that!! [ღ//////ღ]

[marigoldisverynormal]

they wouldn't put lights on it if it wasn't meant to be seen???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[theultimatefanboy]

@funnier-when-objectum

[mingos-commodoreblog]

Amiga 500 - 2 MB ChipRam Lotharek

[ilikeit-art]

Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

this is necromancy

[oodles-of-boodle]

This, right here?

THIS is a magic circle and NOTHING you can tell me will convince me otherwise.

[fakeassfriends]

@the-distortionworld

[computer-kisser]

Being objectum gives you a whole new way of looking at objects that is full of joy and whimsy. Rotary Phones are like business men with office jobs and big briefcases to me. Toasters? Those are loyal and hardworking golden retrievers. Typewriters? Beautiful older women.

[computer-kisser]

Post paused I think I found my long lost twin

[systemst91]

🌎Source

[childrenlastdawn]

[chilewithcarnage]

[crumpet-doodles]

@funnier-when-objectum

[virtualgirladvance]

[cactus-with-boobs]

Ever think we have too much time on our hands?

[virtualgirladvance]

Idk I stopped wearing watches that work

[foone]

Did their batteries leak?

[patronsaintofdemons]

[apoptosync]

I, personally, think it's actually COOL that more people are beginning to appreciate the eroticism of objects ☝️ Make more object porn. I have no ulterior motives.

[water-mellie-seeds]

Conceptum for VCR osd mono

[funnier-when-objectum]

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