Calm and composed.

B. Gemini. She/her. Slytherin. Central Europe.

[byjove]

this is so funny the pharmacist was definitely in the right here

[byjove]

apothecary: we will not allow your plagued husband to infect our shoppe

the hag: AYE a most disrespectful and churlish villain you are

[bob-belcher]

[kristina100000]

stay strong queen your dick is huge

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[alphacrone]

why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees

[vampirestakecareofourown3-deact]

that’s commonly called witchcraft, susan

[postllimit]

[benkenobee]

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

[communistbussy]

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

[caden]

they call it nintendo switch because you sw

[caden]

you swi

[cullenscott-deactivated20170921]

Take your time

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[yourladyindank]

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

[black-girl-against-feminism]

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

[kayrowsyrup]

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

[tirsynni]

They’re mini dinosaurs. We may forget, but they never do.

[surprisebitch]

There is a widespread belief in the LGBT community that one can determine if a gamer is active (top) or receptive (bottom) in sexual intercourse based on the job class they primarily play. It is a stereotype that Damage and Tank mains are tops while Support mains are bottoms. However, if we analyze the nature and function of each class, we can see a psychological contradiction. This is especially true for Tanks whose role is to mitigate and to take damage for the team. In colloquial terms, tanks “take a pounding.” In this essay, I will

[ayrenn]

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

I read this in a very accusatory tone

[ayrenn]

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

[kontrollsysteme]

well…

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[travalicious]

[chefpyro]

oh

[persistentmanlyagitation]

wait

[it-a]

i am tired and i will never be free

[unclefather]

[powerfulwizard]

Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed

[powerfulwizard]

I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man

[powerfulwizard]

And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done

[petalya]

in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

[petalya]

With this in mind, this also makes me think of the ways people describe us. When people say the reasons that they love/like you or describe you as a person, are they only naming ways that you serve them? Are they equating your worth with how much you do for them?

ex. “You’re such a good listener. You’re so generous, you’re so compassionate. You’re always there for me. You always hold me down. You’re reliable”

vs.

“You’re so funny! You’re very vibrant. You’re creative, passionate, and intelligent. You’re optimistic. You’re so talented at ____” , etc. I think that’s very telling.