[memeculture69]

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[pedroxxvm]

[trasemc]

I love nature art

[stars-bean]

♪ Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake your body line Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake it all the time Work, work, work, Senora, Work your body line ♪

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

[contagious-and-deadly]

Work work work....

[armpitcorner]

[irollforinitiative]

The Laura Croft game we all deserve

[youkaiyume]

Yessss Lookit him. So empowering.

[contagious-and-deadly]

3, 4, 5, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 22, 23, 24, 25, 29, 34, 36, 38, 42

3. Most unusual place I've had sex is in a car in the desert. Nothing out of the norm.4. 69 or just me going at it.5. Doggy.13. Kinda often I guess like 4 times a week.14. No thank God.16. In my mouth.17. Handjobs are underrated.18. Its ok if there is lube.22. Yes I am.23. I am a huge fan of rough sex.24. Being restrained is a big fantasy of mine.25. Sexting is weird.29. Most effective way to tease me in public is rough ass grabbing or kissing my neck.34. Not a fan of pet names or dirty names really.36. Uh that I give good blowjobs.38. Funniest shit, I've thrown up on someone giving a blowjob.42. Every orgasm has been the best in the past few months.

[andrewbiird]

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

[polyhorde]

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

[agent-absinthe]

These make me so happy

[missredherring]

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

[bilesandthesourwolf]

if i might add:

[demonicae]

This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

what??? this is absolutely wonderful, it makes me happy just looking at it! i must obtain it!

[willowofthehearth]

I know what I want for my birthday…

[bismuth]

official children’s cartoon merch in 2018. Bicth.

[respectfulmemes]

[keepmeafloat]

Wholesome

[weedltd]

[futurist]

things the Queer Eye cast did: THAT

[weedstreetwear]

[currentinspiration]

[aerixi]

[hol-hot-wholesome]

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: We’re going to have to use a color remover to take out the blue pigment, then apply more pigment to allow for the proteins in the hair to adhere to it. Then possibly mix three different types of toners to reach the goal of your natural hair color.

Hairdresser: pretty simple

Me: this is chemistry

Hairdresser: yeah, but people don’t like when we talk that way

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re a mortician?

Me: apprentice

Hairdresser: do you know why formaldehyde is used in clothing?

Me: I didn’t know that was a thing

Hairdresser: I think it’s due to the preserving qualities? But I don’t think that’s right.

Me: It’s not just a preservative, it’s also a disinfectant ‘cause it destroys bacteria as well as their food supply. It’s also a dehydrator. 

Hairdresser: why not just use alcohol?

Me: good question. Formaldehyde is super cheap, so probably to cut costs

Hairdresser: is it really a carcinogen? 

Me: yeah, I’m going to have so much cancer

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re going natural to work at a funeral home?

Me: yeah

Hairdresser: while still in school?

Me: well we work in the funeral homes so we have uuuuh … experience with cases

Hairdresser: you can just say bodies it’s fine 

Me: oh thank god

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Five Minutes Later

Me: yeah so we don’t do autopsies it’s one of my pet peeves

Hairdresser: what if someone wakes up while you’re embalming them?

Me: there’s a huge difference between a living body and a dead one

second hairdresser: I think we should add more toner, but yeah I think rigor mortis would make it pretty obvious

Me: that and being in a fridge for a few days you will be dead by the time you get to us

Hairdresser: I think pumping them full of a carcinogen would help with that

[nyxetoile]

Nothing phases hairdressers.

[contagious-and-deadly]

Me a hairdresser who also wants to be a mortician