y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux
the black men: i beg u excuse me
Beautiful
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Xuebing Du

Love Begins
Sade Olutola
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roma★

Discoholic 🪩
One Nice Bug Per Day

oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
RMH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies
NASA

Andulka

Product Placement
wallacepolsom
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@pikachuhasthetardis
y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux
the black men: i beg u excuse me
Beautiful
Dumplin’ (2018) dir. Anne Fletcher
Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’
demolished
Gottem!
i went to fact check this and he literally is
fuck them up philip
I just witnessed a murder
(plays the guitar)
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad
(aggressively headbangs)
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART
a flourishing anus and happiness for you too
OH.
Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish Lesson 1
@killapunk
Reblog for a prosperous anus this 2017
here’s for 2019 anal flourishing
Tolkien started rewriting the Hobbit in the style of LotR, but what I really want is the Silmarillion in the style of the Hobbit.
In a hole in the fabric of the universe there lived a god.
Now, this was not one of those minor gods of bedtime stories or petty wars for heaven; this was the One God, all-loving and all-knowing, who created the world – only he hadn’t created the world just yet, which is why he was sitting in a hole in the fabric of the universe.
You made a Pratchett
Michael @ all of the survivors thirsting after him at the outpost
Marvel could continue Stan Lee cameos by inserting photos of him at random places and scenes in every future Marvel film and create a “Finding Stan” cameo that will continue his tradition.
That is an amazing idea.
This would be perfect.
YES 👉 @marvelentertainment
This is already what they do on the Marvel netflix shows actually. We got Daredevil:
Jessica Jones
Little bit of Luke Cage
And Iron Fist
I need a bf
B - billion
F - fucking dollars
(Play with sound)
What game is it? :O
Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
this post is just calling anti feminists racist
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Would you look at that, the shoe fits
Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin
omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN
give me your fucking wig
Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind
you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅
bi✌️irl
Just gonna leave this here 😊
ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that
Suggestions:
Black cards-
• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL
• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________
• Canceling plans is like ________
• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____
• You have the moral backbone of a _______
• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die
White Cards-
• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat
• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation
• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best
• one black coffee
• STREET SMARTS
• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken
• Delta Airlines
• the one thing they can’t replace
• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery
• a sea of drunk toddlers
• a pre- y2k asshole
• Xanax
@agentmarymargaretskitz
I would definitely buy this.
(Also, please let there be a card about Petunia)
Kitchen counter cat says wassup