Because Why Not

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[turing-tested]

march 26 2024

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[shitpostinguniverse]

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Image prompt

[randomslasher]

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

[northern-borealis]

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

[emptyjunior]

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

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Today -just today- I identify as female because it’s Mother’s Day and I want my dog to cuddle with me.

[letteredlettered]

what socks do pirate love the most?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrgyle

[letteredlettered]

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrrrrgon

[letteredlettered]

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

[letteredlettered]

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

[mydaroga]

R!

[letteredlettered]

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

[animatedamerican]

Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:

Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?” The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!” Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”

[byjove]

cishet guys love goth chicks until they start doing goth chick things, not me, I’m looking for my Morticia and stepping up my Gomez game until I am worthy, I would love to go to the Museum of Death with you, I would love to show you my taxidermy and oddity collection and I would love to see yours, I would love to go to your favorite cemeteries babe

[byjove]

I don’t mind sitting on the edge of the bathtub keeping you company while you tease your hair for 30 minutes. I love it when I hand you the aux cord and you play Bauhaus. You have such great taste in everything,

[byjove]

It’s okay that you got white foundation on my Disintegration shirt when you hugged me. I don’t mind at all.

[byjove]

Then this post isn’t for you.

Anyway. Ladies, look at my antique mummified piranha:

Sick.

[pipshinwhatever]

its literally so funny when someone in a mystery dies and everyones just like "okay well clearly everyone here is a suspect we all hated that bitch"

[direwolfs-stuff]

[sailor-arashi]

Just taking time here to appreciate the fact that the app download site for Tumblr is tumblr.co/hellsite

[demisaurus]

"The male gaze" this, "the female gaze that". You're all wrong. There is only The Gaze. The Eye. The Ceaseless Watcher.

[bananonbinary]

Holy Shit

[bananonbinary]

there’s a cat in my house!!

[bananonbinary]

this isn’t news he’s lived here for like 4 years now i just love him so much

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[simplyspider]

i think it’s good for kids to read at least one horrifically dark, graphic YA series when they’re too young to fully get it. gives them some flavor.

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It’s the Unwind series for me ✨✌️

[vayena]

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

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That’s what they should be methinks

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[boyholes]

i think im in love with you

[authorofemotion]

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse