Fucking Art

tumblr is rubbish btw, go do something else

[altieracunningham-archived-deac]

RAMEN (2019) As dinner time approaches, kitchens throughout Japan come alive to prepare an iconic dish: ramen.

[scourier]

I’d make a post about tungle dying and where to find me but. I don’t think people are bothered about finding me I barely come here anyway

[contnibbly]

what is tungle

[arkeresia]

i drew this aaaaaaaaaages ago jfc. 

i like the idea that early hologram tech glitches out a lot

[adulthoodisokay]

[source]

[khealywu]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

[arpeggia]

Paolo Fusco - Fiori 24h

Artist’s statement:

“Hardly anything is open 24h in Rome: a few bars, a few stores, self service gas stations and flower kiosks, a lot of flower kiosks. You can find them everywhere in the city and they never close. They never close. Their presence has always fascinated me, they seem like sentinels in the quiet roman night, small lighthouses populated by half-asleep immigrant workers. The photos were taken while wondering through the city in search of these islands of light and flowers.”

[blairwarner]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[artbytal]

Werking and twerking

(sorry I am so uncreative with my descriptions, I just never know what to say!)

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[trukingofskeletonhell]

that’s just how goths are sometimes

[carosapien]

📞leave a message📞

[thingstolovefor]

[shihlun]

Vietnamese Street Vendors

Photo: Loes Heerink

[dirovinare]

me hearing the hit coldplay banger, viva la vida: nice

my 2012 hell brain:

[cowboysuggest]

spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!

[animatedamerican]

I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why

[patrickat]

Stop! Wait a minute.

Why my tub got these spiders in it?

[dont-taunt-the-octopus]

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

[girl-esque]

this actually made me laugh out loud

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[verdigrisfizzle]

12 points to Graham Norton

[the-sage-of-dissolution]

“Fuck the Jury”

Ancient European Proverb