Tired, teasy, and ready for bed.

Fandom stuff, cute stuff, my stuff. She/Her.

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[no-one-offical]

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[1800dogzone]

[priisakilljoy]

X

[hexpatient]

me: im disabled and have limits

the smartest most intelligent guy in the world with the most hugest dick ever like so big, like the biggest dick ever, man and also soooo intelligent and thoughtful and just so so intelligent: have you tried pushing yourself?

[midnightnautilus]

I haven’t even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server I’m in and I have been losing our minds over it

[boppinrobin]

A Letterboxd review of The Housemaid (2025) by Ali Three Stars

This review may contain spoilers. 

stop calling this movie "twisty." the twist is that rich people are evil pervert. that is not a twist. that is information. 

personally this would never happen to me because i would simply use my Eyes and Ears to detect the evil house and then leave. "but she needed the job" i don’t care. i will become a different person with a different job. i will move to the woods and eat bugs. i am not sleeping in the punishment attic. i am build different. i have what scientists call "a sense of danger." i see a room that locks from the outside and i say "no thank you i choose life." send me to jail. send me to the Ocean. i dont care. i am not entering the bad room. "but she was desperate" ok well i would simply become Not desperate.

Rich people in these movies are always saying things like "would you like a tour of the house" and then they show you a hallway that goes the wrong direction and a staircase to nowhere and a room thats just Teeth and you were supposed to nod n smile like it's normal. "this is the east wing" the east wing is making loud Torture noises. "we dont go in there" ok cool thanks for the heads up. "the previous maid loved it here" where is the previous made now nina. "around." around Where. i am going to get back in my car now.

"Wait let me show you where youd be sleeping." it is an attic that locks from the outside. there are scratch marks on the door. the window is painted shut. "we just really value your privacy" i do not think that is what this is. "the last girl loved it up here" where is she now. "she left." through the painted shut window? "she found a way." why is there a bucket in the corner. "that’s for. storage." storage of What. it was nice to meet you nina i am leaving now in my car. she would say "but the salary" and i would already be gone. i would be a cloud of dust in the shape of a person who is not staying in the maid cage. i dont care if u r offering me one hundred bajillion million dollars i am not sleeping in the people crate. "its totally normal" i do not think so. Are you sure thats how doors work? you sure the maid bedroom is supposed to lock the maid inside? because i asked the guy at the home depot and he said you are Pervert.

"dont you want to see the basement?" absolutely not. "its a wine cellar" i am sure it is. i am sure you have many wines down there. i am sure nothing else is down there. i am sure if i went down there i would come back up. i am sure of that. you are nodding too much. you are nodding like a person who has a secret basement thing going on. i am not going to be the next wine. "and this is a spiral staircase" it goes down like 900 feet. "its italian marble." great. "andrew designed it himself." did he. it looks like a place where something bad would happen. it looks specifically designed for someone to fall down. "its perfectly safe." it is not. i am an adult. i can see a murder staircase when i see one. "would you like to stand at the top." i would not. "the view is lovely." the view of what. the view of the Floor? from Fatally High Up? i will pass. Thank You

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

can you hear the lambs clarice??

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

[suzoar]

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[jasperrwrites]

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

[adampvrrish]

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

[crystal-leopards]

You had to say it like that

[wedgedintight]

Peace and love and fujoshi cuck chair of the mind on the plannet earth

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Actually just made this my phone background, so maybe I will occasionally just attack The Looming Thing

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be