Odd conversation

and company

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Odd conversation#5

Some kid: "I'm trash at everything I do"

My friend who tried to say "don't say that" and "believe in yourself" at the same time:

"DONT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF"

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Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

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Why my assignments are usually late

Me: *trying to do school work

My brain: THIRTY TWO THOUSAND TROOPS IN NEWYORK HARBOR

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Odd Conversation #4

How my sister's came out

*my family playing hangman

Me: *looking very close at the letters"

Me: "YOU'RE BISEXUAL"

Sister 1: "There were only four letters HOE HOW DID YOU GUESS"

Sister 2: "Wait was was the answer I wasn't paying attention"

Sister 1: "Nope you have to guess."

Sister 2: "ah fuck me"

*They continue to play until she catches on

Sister 2: "BITCH HOW DID YOU KNOW"

Me: "I think she would know if she had the hots for chicks"

Sister 2: "oh shit she meant her"

[itchybutts]

What even is smh is it smell my hair

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Nuh uh, it snort mom's heroine.

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me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

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Mood

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Odd conversation #3

Me: telling my friends about how my mom found out she was pregnant

Me: "and the doctor came in and was like "there's a baby in you""

Friend 1: points at friend 2 "there's a baby in you"

Friend 2: "how would you know?"

Friend 3: "Because I put it in there."

Me: chokes on my yogurt

(we all have vaginas)

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the problem (hehe) with the word “problematic” is that it can mean anything from “person who likes an anime i don’t like” to “convicted serial rapist”

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someone who likes attack on titan should not be in the same category as someone who has solicited nudes from minors

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There's also the range of "refuses to do the dishes and has bad grades" to "homicidal maniac"

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Went on Instagram and found this work of art

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Brain.exe has stopped working

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Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

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oh god why is this me lol help

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I’m so glad this came back into my life

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ahahahahahahah omg 

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My depression is cured

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Odd conversation #2

Me: *pronounces friends last name wrong on purpose*

Her: Do you have a death wish?

Me: Its more than a wish itS A PASSION ITS MY CALLING

Her: Alright then calm down turbo

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Odd conversation

Me and my cousin talking when she stubbed her toe:

Her: ah fuck me

Me: I'll pass

Her: I wasn't talking to you I was talking to God

Both of us: completely fucking lost it

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Bolsonaro’s logic

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We are driving down the highway and the guy in the car next to us just picked his nose and screamed

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Question: "what does the end of Infinity War mean?

Jeremy Renner: "Get a broom"

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I’m going to start posting again soon. Anybody wanna fight?

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Always