xoxo

✽ ❃ ✽ ❃ ✽ ❃ Sarah | 24

[typhlonectes]

[thememedaddy]

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[animentality]

[anxietyproblem]

[lizclimo]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[teashoesandhair]

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

[elodieunderglass]

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

[whitesunlars]

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

[whitesunlars]

i bought bananas LAST week and you’re telling me because i ATE them i need to buy bananas again THIS week?????? we live in a hellscape.

[theuntoaster]

It’s even worse. I bought strawberries last week and I DIDN’T eat them but now I need to buy more because they went bad.

[assignedslutatbirth]

everything should just get better immediately and forever

[dirtbrunch]

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

[dirtbrunch]

This one

[armadyleans]

[rollerskate2theface]

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

(+Extra)

[bee-dot-exe]

I'm crying

[watermelonmountaindew]

i need to know every language immediately

[woodrider]

"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

[somanyjacks]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

[wormsslime]

[thedeliaishere]

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed