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I knew this day would come. I face my fate with no regrets.

#im going to explode #cool guy answer #raaaaaahgg #bunnies????#crazy #craxy bunies

Getting you getting you getting you getting you getting you

Yeah I know. I accept my fate with open arms. Get me. I dare you. I dare you to fucking try. Come at me and have your attempt to get me.

I am ready

The question is, are you?

#im going to explode #cool guy answer

I stayed up late gaming, and now I am worried that when I have to go to sleep early tonight because of work in the morning I will be slightly cooked… we will see…

#bad choices #lmao #made my bed #now I gotta sleep in it #working #i am a grown adult #who makes his own choices #and sometimes they are the same ones I made in Highschool

I had to be nerfed upon birth so that my sheer swag and baller attitude didn’t make me unstoppable.

Anyway my allergies are kicking my ass, tree cum everywhere is making me get sick.

#seasonal allergies #but every season #baller moves #swag #cool guy #baller #yeah

Turning the hoes (netherite) into lemons

They say don’t waste your diamonds on a hoe, but I remember the 1.9 snapshot when the Hoe became your greatest weapon and a tool which provided you the means to make food.

Put your diamonds and gold towards your hoes, and plate then in Netherite. Show that which is important to you the value it has to you, not just for its usefulness, but for its meaning.

But I’m turning your hoes into lemons with how I make them juices come out.

#Weiner juice #Pussy juice #all the juices #well not like the gross juices #but the cool ones #you know what they say #don’t ask what is what. it’s a need to know basis #minecraft #philosophy #thoughts #turning into lemons #it’s gonna be so cool when I explode #diamond hoe

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The bunnycenticpede…. Science has truly gone too far

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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

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THE FLOWERS ARE COMING! THE FLOWERS ARE COMING!

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune chapter five

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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

“you get sad Harry, too sad, people can't get this sad, it's impossible to watch”

I think about this line and how it is similar to things I’ve been told. I’ve thought about a lot of Harry’s past.

#harrier du bois #characters I relate to #disco elysium #harry du bois #raphael ambrosius costeau #bipolar disorder #bipolar 2 #substance abuse #no funny

They’re coming for you

I’m being eated. They’re so tiny and cute but teeth are sharp

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I’ve brought more 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

We will be staying, you must give us food and pets or we bite

Damnit. I’m so fucked.

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They ate all my food. I fear I am next.

I’ve brought more 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

We will be staying, you must give us food and pets or we bite

Damnit. I’m so fucked.

I’m a bunny, I’m gonna burrow into your blog and make a bunny nest here 🐇

What the fuck is a bunny and why. Where did this thing come from and when. Did this colonize me what the fuck

God DAMN why are medical appointments so fucking expensive Jesus Christ. Rip my wallet.

#health insurance #copay #i hate insurance #rip my wallet #for truly

Makes me happy to know that people don’t see me as intimidating or scary, but instead see me as friendly like a teddy bear or kitten. I want to be a presence of safety and security for the people around me.

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This is so real

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