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I’m taking my shit and leaving!
please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell
portal to the weird and a little bit scary dimension
man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"
stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me
guess who my favourite character is
im soup
if i fits im soup
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
i couldn’t fucking resist
Oh to be a dead bee floating gracefully in a 5ft deep swimming pool, riding the waves as children play Marco Polo around me
So I know Percy Jackson is for like. 7th graders and stuff but I think it's funnier every year I get older, Luke is like 19 in PJO, I dont know if he stopped aging when he hosted Kronos but hes like 22 at best and he's fighting a 15 year old. Like literally imagine some sad 22 year old throwing hands with some sarcastic 15 year old punk. Have you met 22 year olds? They're just confused and lost all the time. And frankly so are 15 year olds. This is so funny.
We’ve found it Snail Church
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Take me to snurch
love it when couples are like, each other’s biggest fan
if you’re not excited about your partner fuck you
favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:
Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah Wood’s “oh it hurts, babes, and I can’t ride the horse, babes” and Viggo Mortensen’s “they can be very fragile, elves, especially the…Mirkwood strain…”)
Ian McKellen commenting that “they never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalf…”
Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just mutters “one could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghan’s…proclivities…”
Dominic Monaghan’s imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast. “You have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!”
John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and saying “if an elf and a dwarf are in a boat…and…the boat goes under…let us say that the blame was not placed on the elf” while Orlando Bloom splutters “he’s a big guy, man!”
Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings
Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Wood’s scale double) started telling him “if the boat tips over…save yourself…I can’t swim.”
Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other
Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said, “I cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.”
Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him
#i literally hold every film up to the standard of lotr#including the quality of extras#and literally no other film will ever compare#fucking legends
the lotr cast interviews are literally the real life version of that trope where you cut between characters telling wildly divergent accounts of the same event, each of which paints the other as an incompetent buffoon, and it’s hilarious
Some more wild shit from the extras:
Viggo kissing Billy Boyd square on the mouth during the filming of Sam’s wedding
The whole thing where Viggo and the stunt men would smash their foreheads together as a greeting and then one time Viggo did it to Orlando Bloom and left a giant mark
When he filmed fight scenes Johnathan Rhys-Davies would hit every single stunt man consistently
Viggo would LITERALLY just go and fish in the river while they were filming
That one video where I think Billy and Dominic are comparing their dicks
During the fight with Lurtz at the end of fellowship that knife that gets thrown at Aragorn is a Real Knife and Viggo just fucking hit it away with his Real Sword and the sound that’s in the movie is the actual sound it made
The new Zealand extras did a haka to honor Viggo Mortensen after the film was done