my stupid phannie life

em/elliot/august | 27 | they/them

[fryday]

the dan and phil guide to building a long-lasting relationship ♡

[bleachblondephil]

[asummersarah]

the whole time

[yazihowell]

HELLOOO PRETTYYYY

[dpdailyupdate]

DanAndPhil on TikTok!

12 February 2026

[coopdoop]

i’m so upset that dnp being so open and happy and gay couldn’t happen at a worse time in my personal life. i should be livin la vida loca watching hard launch religiously and reblogging all night long but instead i feel like im being hunted for sport and crying and getting so angry i feel like i could die :)

[hereghostslive]

i started watching dnp in chronological order as one does and it is wild how dan just appears one day. there’s no actual introduction in the first pinof. you watch all of phil’s early videos and then suddenly someone’s next to him for the next 16 years.

[danandphilupdates]

danandphil reel / tiktok

14/12/25

[danandphilupdates]

reposted on phil’s story

[fryday]

okay but I loved phil finally completing the joke that he started making pre-hard launch - "I wanted to look emo and attract emo boys" - with "and look who I got!" in reference to dan, post-hard launch :'D

[degenerusssy]

dan reading himself for filth saying why did you wear such awful clothes in 2009 just for phil to hit him with the “and yet you still stalked me on twittter”

[diphowell]

"Isn't this literally the most Phil Lester object?"

[sunchildsatoru]

peak boyfriendism

[sunchildsatoru]

we love self aware kings

[phovaries]

average phodcast listening experience

[danrifics]

They marked the Phanniversary in the calendar?? Shut up I didn’t think they’d actually do it 😭

they sure did!

[userlesbian]

[pseudophan]

when did dnp mention martyns wedding? I don’t remember this at all

they didn't mention the wedding i think, but in the most recent patreon stream when dan was talking about his birthdate candle and phil thought he gave it to him (lol) dan was like, no?! cornelia gave me this?! your brother's wife?! and that's how the lore of martyn and cornelia getting married was revealed. that's why they were randomly in sweden this summer by the way, they werent's just suddenly super interested in midsommar (the celebration not the movie)