Who Knows?

[edgebug]

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

[edgebug]

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[abigailspinach]

[edgebug]

[nanalineni]

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

[nanalineni]

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[dirtshrines]

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[akindplace]

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

[akindplace]

you’re not an inherently bad person you’re just exhausted and you’re thinking about all of your mistakes but forgetting the good you do. fatigue is lying to you, just take a nap if you can for the love of god before you start apologizing just for existing

[hahshbsdisksnjsjsjebsdeactivated]

[akashicrecord]

CRANK IT

[aistobascistod]

Fred : Wonderful :: Frank : Wonknarful

[fageleh]

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

[moandieu]

Luisa Dörr: ImillaSkate all female skate crew in Cochabamba, Bolivia, 2022

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[theweirdwideweb]

[rederiswrites]

I have, apparently, great taste. I deduce this because everything I think would look great in my house costs a million bucks. Which has really ruined a lot of these cottagecore influencer videos for me, because I'll watch a few seconds and be like, "Ah. Your decorating secret is that you're rich."

Your row of Le Creuset enamel pots. Your Portuguese tile backsplash. Your Polish painted ceramic plates on the wall. Your linen tablecloth. Your cute retro stove worth as much as every major appliance I own put together. Probably more, actually.

I once began watching a video about "how to turn your yard into a native flower garden" and next thing I knew, the entire front yard had been cleared, by gnomes one can only imagine, and dozens upon dozens of plants in gallon pots were being laid out according to a chart. Each pot worth anywhere between $12 and $80, depending on contents, but almost never less than that. Filled me with rage.

If I was rich, I wouldn't need your advice to make my house cute. And since I'm not rich, I also don't need your advice.

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.