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cinematech

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

thejorie-deactivated20160327

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

airoehead

that’s really great man

energyprison

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

logging in

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

frightstricken-deactivated20260

Can someone turn up the tortured screams I cant hear the tortured screams

lifespan-deactivated20260401

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

ceruleanheaven

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

mousemilf

whats "in" for 2026 (seriously):

saying "thats not what i heard" with no further elaboration the second you suspect you may have been proven wrong

3 times a day, 3 different positions, 3 different partners

cigarettes painted to look like dinamite sticks

metaphorical pain is in, emotional suffering is on the way out but currently still acceptable

We Do Not Talk Badly About The Rat In My Bathroom

dental floss or something stupid i dont care

swapping medications with your crush

highlighter yellow

skeletalheartattack

don't call me over to watch your stupid as shit baby. i'd be slapping it's bald head with my scary hand. i'd be slapping your bald ass baby with my scary hand. your dumb stupid baby? yeah, slapped with my scary hand. slapping the dome of your baby. with my scary hand. i'll be doing backflips and dunks and shit just to slap your newborn's stupid and worthless bald head. with the scary hand. yup its scary hand time. time to slap your babys head. sorry cant hear you im preparing my scary hand. yeah to slap your babys really stupid head. that's bald. you're a really good listener btw. not gonna stop me from slapping your stupid babys head though. scary style.