the human equivalent of an uncrustable

Corey • they/any • butch lesbian • late 20s • earthworm enthusiast

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[ambassadorquark]

petplay scenario where I’m a horrible elderly parrot you inherited from a deceased uncle and are trying to get rid of at all costs

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[spidersdaily]

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[darkspaceboytoy]

Male characters who would work better as butch women stretch as far as the eye can see

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[dogpuppy]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[jupiterswasphouse]

I'm always curious what bug non-bug-nerds think they would be, but I know 99% of the time the answer is going to be the same few answers. There's nothing wrong with that of course, picking the "boring" option is ok (There is a strong argument to be made about how we only view a select few bugs as "the good ones" because we decided they look cute, but that's not the fault of the subject of this post), but there are so many more interesting options if people just knew a little more about bugs.

So, here's a bit of homework: Gimme what bug you think you would be, BUT it cannot be a bee of the family Apidae (honey bee, bumble bee, carpenter bee, etc.), a Lepidopteran (moths, including butterflies) of any kind, a jumping spider (Salticidae), or a ladybug (Coccinnellidae). That should leave y'all with a good amount of more vague options, but bonus points if it's a particular species and double bonus points if it's an especially uncommon one (but remember, this is what bug you think you would be, so don't feel pressured to pick an extremely uncommon pick if you know for sure you would be, for example, a hercules beetle).

For sources of inspiration, there are plenty of places to go looking, but if you want to go with something you might be able to spot IRL then you can go to iNaturalist and check species observations around your region!

Oh, and my answer is Sphex ichneumoneus, the great golden digger wasp :]

[jupiterswasphouse]

For clarification, I'm using the "terrestrial arthropod" umbrella definition of 'bug' here, but aquatic or semi-aquatic arthropods could be allowed if you want (if I cut aquatic and semi-aquatic crustaceans I would probably need to cut several semi-aquatic insects as well for the sake of consistency, so I'm not doing that)

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

These fucking techbros are so fucking childish. "Let's rebuild the twin towers as AI Bots With Lasers" is the most 8 year old idea I've ever heard.

Then again, 9/11 TWO on the AI Laser Buildings would rule

[strawberry-crocodile]

NINE

TWELVE

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[unusualrussia]

Knights of the Round Table